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Guy Develops Product Called #Mensez To Help Women Control Periods By Gluing Their Vaginas Shut, And The Triggering of 2017 Is Upon Us

Yes, you read that right. Daniel Dopps a Kansas-based chiropractor has a fresh patent for Mensez, which is a 'feminine lipstick' intended to stop bleeding by sealing together the labia minora. Is this ingrate so far down the mentally-dormant rabbit's hole of crippling lunacy that he actually thinks people --- of any gender --- wouldn't be seven kinds of outraged by the mere proposition of such a 'product.' Wonder if this guy's gone into witness protection yet, or better yet gotten the professional kind of help that this backwards-thinking idea is all but a call out for.

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