Overwhelmed Dad Gets Caught By Wife Trying To Eat Cake Alone In His Car So He Doesn't Have To Share With His Kids

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    Font - AITA for eating cake in my car so I didn't have to share with my wife and kids? I acknowledge, as a father and husband, that a lot of things that were singularly mine before just aren't. Wife steals my clothes, wife and kids steal my food, kids steal my phone, I'm fine with it (most of the time), but I just needed one thing to myself without hurting feelings and making someone cry because everybody is sensitive in this house..including me.
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    Font - I bought a single-serve piece of cake and ate it in my car without any wife sneaking bits or kids licking the chocolate from the top. Unfortunately got caught, wife is upset with me for going so far as to eat cake while hiding in my car and called me dramatic when I told her my reasoning. Am I?
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    Font - SimplySam4210 · 6 hr. ago Pooperintendant [54] NTA, but rookie mistake. Next time, eat it in the parking lot of where you bought it and use the outside trash can to throw away the evidence. Source: My ex tried to eat everything I bought.
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    Font - PhysicsTeachMom · 6 hr. ago NTA. I hid some expensive chocolates in an empty tampon box in my closet. I replenished that box for years until we moved.
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    Font - sew-sarcastic · 6 hr. ago NTA. But seriously also bring your wife a piece. Eat yours in the calm, quiet car then be the hero who brought home cake. Win win.
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    Font - JustMissKacey · 6 hr. ago NTA. I'd ask her if it even occurred to her how you were feeling and why you might choose to eat cake alone in your car. You matter.
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    Font - melry222 · 6 hr. ago Partassipant [1] NTA. I eat my chicken sandwiches in the parking lot. Discard evidence and then drive home. Sometimes we all need something just to ourselves. I guarantee your wife does something similar.
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    Font - jasemina8487 · 6 hr. ago Asshole Aficionado [11] Nta. As a parent of 5, 3 of whom are toddlers, i feel your struggle. You are not guilty.
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    Font - carrieblue87·6 hr. ago Certified Proctologist [22] Yes, because you only bought a single slice. Next time get a whole ducking cake and enjoy every minute of eating it in the car. Kidding. NTA. Eat your cake.
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    Font - anon974578954 · 6 hr. ago NTA I have a toddler and resorted to eating a couple of donuts in my bedroom closet while she was distracted. Yeah, it's expected to share stuff every now and again when you have a family but all the time? Nope.
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    Font - lc_2005 · 6 hr. ago Certified Proctologist [21] NTA - Have your cake. Next time, I'd enjoy it somewhere nice though, like the park or beach if you're near one. Not because of the hiding but to increase the level of relaxation in the bit of alone time.
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    Font - brieflyvague · 6 hr. ago NTA. My mom's favorite line in these situations was, "it's spicy, you won't like it"

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