Man Brags About His Epic 'Driving Under The Influence Skills' On Tragic First Date

Bad dates happen and sometimes they can make for some rather entertaining stories. This terribly awful, no-good, very bad date is no exception!
 

Different people may have different ideas as to what exactly constitutes a 'deal breaker.' Let's face the facts; nobody is perfect. Everyone and their mother have some sort of emotional baggage or factor about our lives that would make someone not exactly the best choice of candidate to enter into a relationship with, however, the key is finding which issues you can tolerate and which issues are a hard pass. Take going to prison, for example!

An unlucky woman gets a little more than she bargained for when she goes on a first date with a man she meets on a dating app who just so happened to be released from prison and doesn't have very much remorse but what he DOES have is a lot of admiration for his physical appearance. We teamed up with dating blog The Single Society to bring you your weekly dose of awful dating disasters for your reading pleasures! If you or anyone you know have a bad/funny/cringeworthy date story or sexual escapade please share it right here. We thank you!


 

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