Guy Handles Unsolicited Dick Pick In Top-Notch Trollworthy Fashion

I'll be the first to admit that I'd be highly caught off guard, likely rendered immobile for a little bit, and unsure of how to proceed, any time an unsolicited pic involving a stranger's most intimate parts hit my cellular. Well, leave it to our king troll of the hour to carpe that profoundly awkward solicitation with some solid grade A mind gaming that no doubt, left the dude on the other end of exchange deservedly unsettled. 

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