Funniest Things Pets Have Ever Eaten (Mostly Cats Being Hooligans)

As cat owners, there is one thing that we all know and will never argue against, and that is that: cats are weird. They are. They do weird things, and they have a very clear and very strange obsession with trying to eat literally everything. Cats have an eternally weird obsession with human food, that we know - they will try to steal it from us from right beneath our noses with no shame. 

We have seen cats who have a weird bred addiction, and we know that some cats will stop at nothing to get sweets, and some ridiculous cats will even try to nibble on plants every once in a while. But we knew, from our previous experiences with you guys, that if there is anyone out there who could tell us about things that cats eat that are even more ridiculous than the ones we have listed, it's you guys. So, asked you about it, and oh boy, did you deliver.

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    Organism - Rodgers Rae TRex One of mine LOVED cucumber, avocado, salmon pate and Pringles. But only the sour cream ones. He was hit by a car once and when he was at the vets he wasn't eating, the vet said bring him something he loves. I took in 2 Pringles, he brightened up straight away and was home 2 days later.e OD 5 Like · Reply · Hide Send Message 2d

    No, but we absolutely love it that you somehow paid attention enough to know that there is a specific kind of Pringles that your cat loves. This is why we say that ICanHas cat people are the most pawmazing cat people. No one our there cat outdo your guys' love for cats, absolutely no one. 

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    Rectangle - Staci Blackmon McCarthney Caught my cat inside a trash bag filled with collard green leaves and she was eating them as fast as she could. She's a true southern belle. 7 Like · Reply · Hide Send Message · 2d

    The fact that she had gone to so much effort to get at collard green leaves of all things is honestly hilariously shocking. Why? Why would she do that? Why do cats do such things to us? There is not a single reason that would make sense for this to happen. Well, other than her being a southern belle of course. 

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    Human body - Cindy Kellar I had a cactus with long sharp spikes. I didn't think he could get close enough to it to chew on. He somehow dug it up and ate the root OD 7 Like · Reply · Hide Send Message 2d
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    Cat - Carrie Simmons My damn cactus. My cat Darcy ate an entire Arizona snow cap cactus el unfortunately stepped on the remnants. 8 Like · Reply · Hide Send Message 2d
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    Hair - Barry Abbott My 21 Ib Eskimo dog Snowball ate 32 inches of a three foot long loaf of French bread. 4 Like · Reply Hide Send Message 2d
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    Human body - Tracy Smith We have one cat that loves all things plastic. We tend to forget but the sound of her trying to munch away at a bag will make us jump up quick! Like · Reply · Hide Send Message · 2d
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    Rectangle - Jane Clay One of mine ate all the chillies off my indoor plants. Like · Reply · Hide Send Message 2d
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    Human body - Dee Walter Kruleski The edges of the coffee table! And hard-bound text books! By a kitty no less! Like · Reply Hide Send Message 2d Edited
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    Organism - Hansi Bentota Door mat, couch cusions, duvet covers, pillow cases, my pants, husbands underpants , list goes on. He eats anything he can chew and according to the vet now hes too grown up to change that habbit. We have to watch him at all times. Like · Reply · Hide Send Message · 2d
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    Rectangle - Kris Duchon One of my cats liked cake with frosting.Another cat liked cremini mushrooms. However, when we went to France for vacation, I brought back 2 cans of fancy French cat food, and neither of them would eat it. 9 3 Like Reply Hide Send Message 2d
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    Font - Sharon Love I came home once to find naked chocolate covered espresso beans. I guess she decided she didn't like the coffee so she just sucked the chocolate off. Called vet in a panic. She was fine. Another time we came home and she was really lethargic. Could barely walk (drunken toddler style). Peed on herself and couldn't stand up in the tub. We tried to have our regular Y to relax and the tray was empty. She was so high. We stopped crying and started laughing then. Until we calculated
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    Human body - Erin Vosseller My cat LOVED fortune cookies. He also loved waffles. Like · Reply · Hide Send Message 2d
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    Font - Alisha Bell My late cat Mindy. She loved eating the original nacho doritos. I didn't even encourage it, I found her one day on the counter, halfway into the bag munching. Dorito dust on her white cheeks. She then tried to 'steal' the bag. SDD 4 Like · Reply · Hide Send Message 2d

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