15+ Weird, Funny And F’d Up Childhood Journal Entries

While adults might take the cake when it comes to full-blown narcissism, there's truly no group on earth better at being self-centered than kids and teenagers. When you're growing up, it's hard enough figuring out who you are without everything else that's going on at the same time.

As a result, it's no wonder that so many young people take to keeping diaries. We all need an outlet for our feelings, and this is especially true when we've got a lot of maturing to do. This was a realization that @heyitsbayy was reminded of when she decided to go through her diary from 5th grade and stumbled across a precocious existential crisis.

The hilarious excerpt prompted others to share the strange thoughts they had put into their own youthful diaries. With inner voices like this, it's no wonder so many millennials and zoomers are kind of messed up.


 

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  • 01

    Diary Of A Childhood Bully

    Handwriting - March Isto 2010 March Isty201a Monday ye gotr toll At lunch Digna accidentiy droed her, cheeze stick and, I Step on * didn't Know it was at there, and,now it's all stuck to ny Thoe Thats really a where SAatchedit Qut, of her hand and threw it on the groagd Then began "steping on it.

    "WTF was wrong with me."

    via steezykane
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  • 02

    Big L For Mr. Revell

    Handwriting - What i# Mr Rerell's Glass eue fife fel Our C t Nould be so BLAHRIAHBAHREFFERAL PLAH OLAH BLAH BLAH SUSDENSONDLAHBLAH/ TOr BPAYS BLAHBLA he bels tineeing Chuckie m the Staviachin Not o nentigne He's a npervert or maube STUDID DORHY Revell, faves to TCHY SWESTER KUGLY ARGYLE SWEATER and Ceak giveout refferdls TWEARS SAME BLACK PANTS

    "I really was insane in middle school."

    via eternallyguided
  • 03

    Me, Me, Me

    Handwriting - GREET INGS, SARAH. Haha just joking nothing senious in here. This is officialy my oun ME BOOK!! Well, in case I grow up and forget myself T, T which is stupicl. #1: I se isuck @ r'drawing cats. M.
    via chronoshio
  • 04
    Handwriting - 24 Aug 2011, 12i55 am Cont sieep! My head is So itchy! I have dandruf. many dandraf Nut be bcos that time! Umar spray gels or what hari te on my

    "Me at 11 — directly addressing my future self, fake deep sh*t, and dandruff."

    via chronoshio
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  • 05

    They Are Terrifying

    Handwriting - but mesny pORe MoYcards poke mon cards Me faworit food is know what im Like Staek Ord now you P.S Pim atrad Of girls

    "Some gold from second grade."

    via im_fuckin_here
  • 06

    Take A Chill Pill

    Handwriting - like bikh just Stop my and calu do wn, I know you bme mentally unstakle but don't make it obulous:

    "This was my eighth grade self b*tching about one of my IRL."

    via RepuTaytion132
  • 07

    She's Got The Gossip

    Handwriting - నుగ పి are dating? Noway! Anyusay, my muin.gota Honda s Sundaystune Bo7 Dear Dialy Efron and Vanessa Anne Hudgens blue arrd has satelite GPS. My

    "In between sixth and seventh grade."

    via amy_rohn
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  • 08

    Wingdings Files For Copyright Infringement

    Handwriting - librang dme. which was TOTALLY gained 4 dops, saCibied ine nidh me, what is mone bettee Thad 4 Sas hionab le shyish ToPs So cool I bnow my Sahack2 ight A I ( black at, t R in H V A M Toodles,

    "I wrote in symbol language about my crush some days, because I didn't want my mom to find out. It looks like a worse version of hieroglyphics. "Toodles"? Bye, I'm leaving earth."

    via onlyoukihyun
  • 09

    They're A Toxic Habit

    Handwriting - Obay Six days a-ge to gtve up on every toy Now 10/6/14 decided d ever Wked. again. and

    "This one from sixth grade is super relatable."

    via leoniaiguess
  • 10

    Is This Anarcho-Primitivism?

    Handwriting - ENVISION A PERFECT WORLD No, the world isn't perfect. But suppose it were. Describe, in as much de- tail as you can, what you imagine a perfect world would be like. In my perfect world, there would be no cther pecple weuld make my own food and clother. wold (we Comptetely of the land. The animals would be triendly and never harmed There would be no pollution and the only tme

    "My favorite piece of writing from third grade."

    via PlantsandPups
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  • 11

    An Essential Life Skill

    Handwriting - 223. Jam01994 Javo rverks Saga I went Austrla. ln dustria I avent to ske school. won a he tuar'leya On Satunday did molthing On 8undoy l revent ond leauned die. savimmings how to

    "Fourth grade: international travel and trophies were all well and good, but sh*t got real in swim class."

    via AlextonBuranda
  • 12

    Nothing Makes Us So Lonely As Our Secrates

    Handwriting - 07e gou My secrate Caggemint Pnd plense Bon't ofen this it's a Gbad habit pas o Isecrate Heaselfox SULTING TECHNOLOGY, OUTSOURCING God say's /don't open Dany

    "This is what my fourth grade diary's front cover looks like."

    via 70SRUE
  • 13

    Looking After #1

    Handwriting - Seven year old Shireen feels bad for others, but mostly she feels bad for ?m in herself ight Why is this so pori ng? s 2:30 AMin Central time which is the time I a really jusly, now. boving , in. My mncles are uaiting Jut, F pica ma I cedel realu gli sorry for them. But T amcorry for Myself. Ameria' Ź Dond Moer 4

    "I was 1000% funnier as a child than I am now."

    via shireen_roy_
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  • 14

    Emo Phase Incoming

    Brown - Life a nr proplems

    "I'm scared to read what's in my "Life and other problems" diary."

    via EWachsberg
  • 15

    Anonymous Agony Aunt

    Handwriting - -> Dec 0o Atoo, 30,2014 Dear diarye, Im Starting a youtube channel, Im hot gouny Shaw myface thougpt Im te adricé on Singerely, Angre younr All of the abave

    "2014 me was in their corpse_husband arc apparently."

    via LevOther
  • 16

    Sensing A Pattern

    Handwriting - My hobbies and intergate I like reading, crauing paindings leping and eating june Soode My lites and dislikes. I like" yriting, fooling aroud a spending my alone I Pollbe runntngibeing wokan upand ecting vegetables, time

    "Me calling my entire personality before I'd even hit double digits. Eighteen plus years later… running, being woken up and vegetables still suck."

    via kateedwina
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  • 17

    The Classic Tenth Life Crisis

    Brown - Jamny 24% 200 4 days till I 'm 10. 10!! Sometemes I fee/so lonk@y.Sometimes I feel BEST PARTIES AND ENTERTAINMENT

    "Why yes, this WAS a Secret Garden themed diary."

    via mslouks

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