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Singles Lament The Challenges That Come With Modern Dating (Twitter Thread)

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    Rectangle - Ginny Hogan_ @ginnyhogan_ Dating is so weird because it's like inviting someone to care about you, and they will probably say no 6:19 PM · Jan 28, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

    Some people aren't simply inviting people to care about them. They're basically begging at this point. It's a dog-eat-dog world out there, and not everybody is going to care about our feelings. 

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    Font - Sanaa Khatib @chota_hooman Replying to @ginnyhogan_ Modern day dating is about matching one time and then hooking up for the second time and then spending the rest of the days watching each other's stories and dying. 5:07 AM · Jan 29, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

    The best part of the gig is getting to see what this person is up to even though we have nothing to do with each other anymore. Even though it didn't work out between us, we're still curious about what they're up to. It's human nature. 

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    Rectangle - Tony Minchin @TonyMinchin ... Replying to @ginnyhogan_ Dating definitely works better if you both don't care about each other 6:35 PM · Jan 28, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Drax @Drax Replying to @ginnyhogan_ and @OmarjSakr alas the reality is no one cares about anyone.. deep down.. except those in love.. a whole different market segment ;-) daters are like tire kickers not really going to buy anything just wandering in the lot fancying this one and that in random but not able to pay any obeisance 3:18 AM · Jan 29, 2022 · Twitter Web App
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    Font - Stan Account ... @FunnyWomenFan Replying to @ginnyhogan_ I feel this way about trying to make friends. 10:34 PM · Jan 28, 2022 · Twitter Web App
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    Font - no ... @WideLightImages Replying to @ginnyhogan_ there isn't even anyone to invite though! it's awful out here this is a cry for help 8:00 PM · Jan 28, 2022 · Twitter Web App
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    Font - Emotional Support Lynx ... @boredbreton Replying to @ginnyhogan_ My unintended but successful method has been to date someone who is a huge fucking nerd about the same things as me. 11:29 PM · Jan 28, 2022 · Twitter Web App
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    Font - Blame804 ... @blame804 Replying to @ginnyhogan_ The most common advice is, "Just ask them, the worst thing that can happen is they say no." And it's shit advice. Because the worst thing that can happen is they say yes. 6:43 PM · Jan 29, 2022 · Twitter for Android
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    Font - Not A Real Grown Up ... @esslynangel Replying to @ginnyhogan_ Um...too heavy. That's a lot of pressure on both sides. I don't really care about you until I do. Let's get that far first. 1:34 PM · Jan 29, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Brian Rich (he/him) @ohhthatsrich Replying to @ginnyhogan_ Why is "I only want to care about you a little bit" so much worse than "I don't want to care about you at all" 9:11 PM · Jan 28, 2022 · Twitter Web App
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    Font - Joka-Kola @joka_kola Replying to @ginnyhogan_ But if they do care about you and you care about them, you might get the chance to flop around on top of one another awkwardly for a short time that'll seem like forever for one of you. 8:00 PM · Jan 28, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - @HMUA416 Replying to @ginnyhogan_ This is why you gotta have phone conversations, not texting, before a guest date when marching on a dating app. This is what makes a first date less stressful and people can't stop doing the whole *l'm going to pretend I don't like you a lot, so l'm gunna play it cool* routine. 6:56 PM · Jan 29, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

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