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Guy Gets Caught In a Scam When He Sends a Dick Pic On OK Cupid and Decides to Have a Little Fun With It

Guys don't need much encouragement when it comes to whipping it out. Especially at the slightest possibility of sex. It goes without saying that such impulsiveness can get you in some sticky situations. 

Well, that is exactly what happened to this dumb ass. However tempting it might be, never under any circumstances should you be sending dick pics to total strangers. Honestly, you really shouldn't be sending photos of your member to anyone. Just ask Brett Favre and our esteemed politicians.  

This guy didn't get the memo apparently and got caught in a spiders web. They tried to ransom him for money in order to not send the pictures to his Facebook friends, and that's when he decided to have some fun. Hilariously, the scammers themselves totally fail to recognize that they are being played. 

Honestly, I would have called the cops and set up a sting just to add a little extra  spice to the troll. 

This one's a little lengthy, but it's gold.

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    Text - Last night I decided to take the bait on an OK Cupid scammer to see how things would play out (without giving them any of my financial information, obviously). Turns out what they do is ask you to whip your penis out on camera and then threaten to send the video to everyone on your Facebook friends list unless you send them $850. After coming to terms with everyone knowing just how small my penis is, I decided to have a little fun.
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    Text - O Verizon @ 42% 3:53 PM You were in a call with @gmail.com K 6:06 AM WHAT NOW 6:06 AM 6:07 AM ok spreading it now since u dont care Cousin Cousin Add Friend p to latest Add Friend Send a message to unblock
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    Text - O Verizon @ 42% 3:53 PM Add Friend Add Friend Add Friend Add Friend Add Friend Add Friend Add Friend Add Friend Uploading 8% 6:08 AM Okay I'll bite, what do you want me to do for you to not send it Jump to latest 6:08 AM Send a message to unblock
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    Text - o Verizon 63% 9:24 AM Uploading 8% 6:08 AM Okay I'll bite, what do you want me to do for you to not send it 6:08 AM S SEND ME $850 AND I WILL NOT GONNA SPREAD IT DEAL OR NO DEAL?? NO TURNING BACK I WILL SPREAD THIS AND THIS WILL GONNA RUIN EVERYTHING.. 6:08 AM Okay how do I send you the money 6:09 AM S Uploading 34% where u are in NY ill find the nearest store Jump to latest to send the mone. Send a message to unblock
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    Text - o Verizon @ 62% 9:25 AM to send the money 6:09 AM I'm by union square right now 6:10 AM S U will send the Money or what 6:11 AM Well you haven't told me how yet lol 6:11 AM S PAY-O-MATIC #322115 W 23rd StNew York, NY go to that store now to send the money 6:12 AM Jump to latest s a payomatic Send a message to unblock
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    Text - o Verizon e 62% 9:25 AM What's a payomatic 6:12 AM S its a store u can send money there using westernunion ur going or what ur going now or what 6:13 AM Are they open? Can you check 6:13 AM S yes its 24 hours open 6:13 AM I don't wanna go all that way and then have them not be open 6:13 AM Jump to latest S Address: 115 W 23rd St. New York Send a message to unblock
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    Text - o Verizon @ 62% 9:25 AM S Address: 115 W 23rd St, New York, NY 10011, USA Phone:+1 800-325-6000 Hours: Open today Open 24 hours ur going now or what 6:13 AM Yep lemme just grab my coat Little chilly outside You know how it is 6:16 AM S ur leaving now or what how long till u get there? 6:16 AM Jump to latest Not long now Send a message to unblock
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    Text - o Verizon e 62% 9:25 AM S ur outside now? 6:17 AM Not yet I'm asking my doorman how his night was He has it pretty rough 6:18 AM really? well im gonna hit the upload button again then? 6:18 AM Wait why would you do that 6:19 AM S UR LEAVING NOW OR WHAT 6:19 AM kay out the door Jump to latest Wowtho wonthor'o kindo nioo I Send a message to unblock S
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    Text - o Verizon e 62% 9:25 AM Wow the weather's kinda nice I didn't even need the coat 6:21 AM S take a pic and show me ur outisde 6:21 AM Sorry about that, could've saved some time Take a pic and show you I'm outside? Why would I send more pictures you do lol don't be silly. I'll be at the store soon Can you send the address again? I can't scroll up Phones busted 6:22 AM Jump to latest S 115 W 23rd St, New York, NY 10011, Send a message to unblock
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    Text - o Verizon @ 62% 9:25 AM S 115 W 23rd St, New York, NY 10011, USA 6:22 AM Thanks Crossing the street Almost there 6:24 AM how long till u get there?\ how many minutes? 6:24 AM Like 3 mins 6:24 AM S take a pic ur on the way Jump to latest 6:24 AM Send a message to unblock S
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    Text - o Verizon @ 62% 9:25 AM Yeah I'm not sending you any more images of myself lol I think that's understandable 6:24 AM NOT UR SELF IDIOT THE ROAD NOT YOU! 6:25 AM Oh! Lol my bad Wait I'm in the store should I go back outside I'm confused as to what you want Can you see me? 6:26 AM get cash on ATM IDIot Jump to latest AND ASK FOR WESTERNUNION Send a message to unblock
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    Text - o Verizon @ 62% 9:26 AM AND ASK FOR WESTERNUNION 6:27 AM Hey can we lower the amount a little bit? I don't have that much cash on hand Or can I maybe get an extension Like a payment plan 6:29 AM S send me $650 now and the rest later what now 6:30 AM Can I make an argument for $500 And maybe installments after that Jump to latest 6:30 AM Send a message to unblock
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    Text - o Verizon e 62% 9:26 AM S ok get cash now and ask for westernunion 6:30 AM Hang on in the bathroom 6:32 AM WHAT?!! 6:32 AM Thave to pee when I'm nervous, l'm sure you understand I've been drinking a lot of water lately I've been dehydrated So hang on Jump to latest 6:33 AM Send a message to unblock S
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    Text - o Verizon @ 62% 9:26 AM S HOW LONG?! 1 HOUR? 6:33 AM Lol it doesn't take an hour to pee silly I'm almost done How do I look in the video btw do I look okay Can I see it I mean you're gonna get rid of it right afterwards anyway right Can't hurt to show me Unless you keep them for posterity 6:35 AM S i will dele Money Jump to latest e Send a message to unblock
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    Text - o Verizon @ 62% 9:26 AM videocall me and ill show ur video 6:35 AM lol I'm not gonna video call you! You played a trick on me Not falling for that one again 6:35 AM S then dont show ur face show the floor idiot 6:36 AM Wait a minute You totally set me up even though I was originally suspicious of you! Damn Jump to latest Tfeel pretty foolish Send a message to unblock
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    Text - o Verizon @ 62% 9:26 AM S UR GOING TO SEND IT OR ILL PRESS THE UPLOAD BUTTON NOW Uploading 57% its halfway done im not playing games either u do what im saying or wait till im done 6:40 AM How long will it take? It seems like it was going super fast at first but then super slow Is your internet slowing down? 6:41 AM S i just continue Uploading it idiot 6:41 AM Jump to latest Also how do I send this to vou l'm Send a message to unblock
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    Text - o Verizon e 62% 9:26 AM Also how do I send this to you I'm starting to feel kinda silly just standing here Also you don't have to be so mean lol What benefit is there in calling me names I don't respond well to negative reinforcement 6:42 AM S wait till im done and u will REGRET BIGTIME 6:43 AM Wait can you at least talk to me like a regular person Like why are you being so Jump to latest y hurtful Send a message to unblock
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    Text - o Verizon @ 62% 9:26 AM Like why are you being so intentionally hurtful Also how do I send you the money you still haven't told me 6:45 AM S ITOLD U ASK FOR WESTERNUNION IDIOT 6:45 AM I think the western union guy may be about to ask me to leave because I've been standing here for so long What do I do now Are you sure you aren't watching me? 6:46 AM Jump to latest just wait till im done S Send a message to unblock
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    Text - o Verizon e 62% 9:26 AM I've been here forever Wait are you not even going to accept this money I told you all I had right now is $500 6:46 AM S GO THERE ASK FOR WESTERNUNION IDIOT GET THE FORM AND SHOW ME SO I CAN GUIDE UR IDIOT MIND HOW TO DO IT 6:47 AM Why do you want to see the empty form I have it right here 6:47 AM Jump to latest COZUP IDIOT. Send a message to unblock
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    Text - o Verizon @ 62% 9:26 AM COZ UR IDIOT 6:47 AM I can figure it out I really don't appreciate you calling me these names 6:47 AM JUST TAKE A PIC OF THE FUCKING FORM 6:47 AM It's very hurtful 6:47 AM S AND STOP BEING IDIOT 6:47 AM I don't understand Jump to latest 6:47 AM Send a message to unblock S
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    Text - o Verizon 62% 9:26 AM S TAKE A PIC OF THE FORM IDIOT STOP BEING IDIOT AND FOLLOW WHAT IM SAYING! 6:47 AM Like you're telling me to stop being an idiot but I'm just following instructions Are you going to tell me how to fill out this form 6:48 AM S SHOW ME THE FORM IDIOT 6:48 AM I asked the western union guy but he says you have to help me Why? I'm the one who has to fill it Jump to latest 6:49 AM Send a message to unblock
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    Text - o Verizon @ 62% 9:27 AM S SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS U CANT FOLLOW UR TOTALLY IDIOT 6:49 AM That sentence doesn't make any sense I'm sorry English isn't my first language 6:49 AM S COz ur idiot 6:50 AM Because English isn't my first language? Can I do this at a Duane reade or a cvs? The western union guy is telling me that I'm acting suspicious and that I have to leave if I don't fill out this form Jump to latest But I don't know how Send a message to unblock
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    Text - o Verizon @ 62% 9:27 AM You aren't helping you just keep calling me names Wait is this Bill? Is this a prank? lol dude if this is bill this'll be the best prank ever Got me to leave my house and take out all this money Bill? I just gave you a call but no answer 6:54 AM S wait till im spreading it idiot 6:55 AM You don't talk like bill though that's the thing Jump to latest ally wiring this money Of fot Send a message to unblock
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    Text - o Verizon @ 62% 9:27 AM Look am I actually wiring this money or not 6:55 AM S fill it up idiot country philippines send it CASH PICKUP LOCATION 6:56 AM Kk Philippines Kk Who to Should I just put Alyssa? Jump to latest 7:00 AM IAANIALE. Send a message to unblock
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    Text - o Verizon @ 62% 9:27 AM S first name: last name: 7:00 AM I thought your name was Alyssa? 7:01 AM just finish it idiot 7:01 AM I already put Alyssa should I cross it out 7:01 AM S PUT THE FUCKING NAME I GIVE UI IDIOT 7:01 AM Alrighty done 7:02 AM Jump to latest novt22. Send a message to unblock
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    Text - o Verizon @ 62% 9:27 AM S next?? 7:03 AM Yeah? 7:03 AM S PAY FOR IT IDIOT!! 7:03 AM Ugh man this is a lotta money Not sure how I'm gonna pay my rent this month without it 7:04 AM FINISH IT 7:04 AM Fiiiine fine Jump to latest uld be sending Send a message to unblock
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    Text - o Verizon @ 62% 9:27 AM Okay it should be sending 7:05 AM S send me the pic of the reciept once ur done surprise eh? 7:05 AM But won't the receipt have my personal information on it? 7:05 AM S u can erase ur address send me the MTCN 7:06 AM Wait did you not get it yet Jump to latest rn union now? 7:08 AM Send a message to unblock
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    Text - o Verizon e 62% 9:27 AM Are you at western union now? 7:08 AM S SEND ME THE FUCKING MTCN NOW!! SEND ME THE FUCKING RECIEPT NOW!! SEND ME THE FUCKING MTCN NOW!! SEND ME THE FUCKING RECIEPT NOW!! SEND ME THE FUCKING MTCN NOW!! SEND ME THE FUCKING RECIEPT NOW!! SEND ME THE FUCKING MTCN NOW!! SEND ME THE FUCKING RECIEPT NOW!! Jump to latest END ΛΛΕ ΤLE El ΙρΚΙΝ ΛΛΤΑΛΙ Send a message to unblock
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    Text - o Verizon @ 62% 9:27 AM SEND ME THE FUCKING MTCN NOW!! SEND ME THE FUCKING RECIEPT NOW!! SEND ME THE FUCKING MTCN NOW!! SEND ME THE FUCKING RECIEPT NOW!! SEND ME THE FUCKING MTCN NOW!! SEND ME THE FUCKING RECIEPT NOW!! SEND ME THE FUCKING MTCN NOW!! SEND ME THE FUCKING RECIEPT NOW!! SEND ME THE FUCKING MTCN NOW!! SEND ME THE FUCKING RECIEPT NOW!! Jump to latest SEND ME THE FUCKING MTCN Send a message to unblock
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    Text - o Verizon @ 62% 9:27 AM SEND ME THE FUCKING MTCN NOW!! SEND ME THE FUCKING RECIEPT NOW!! SEND ME THE FUCKING MTCN NOW!! SEND ME THE FUCKING RECIEPT NOW!! SEND ME THE FUCKING MTCN NOW!! SEND ME THE FUCKING RECIEPT NOW!! SEND ME THE FUCKING MTCN NOW!! SEND ME THE FUCKING RECIEPT NOW!! SEND ME THE FUCKING MTCN NOW!! SEND ME THE FUCKING RECIEPT Jump to latest NOW!! Send a message to unblock
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    Text - o Verizon e 62% 9:27 AM SEND ME THE FUCKING MTCN NOW!! SEND ME THE FUCKING RECIEPT NOW!! SEND ME THE FUCKING MTCN NOW!! SEND ME THE FUCKI ЕРТ NOW!! SEND ME THE FUCKING MTCN NOW!! SEND ME THE FUCKING RECIEPT NOW!! SEND ME THE FUCKING MTCN NOW!! SEND ME THE FUCKING RECIEPT NOW!! SEND ME THE FUCKING MTCN NOW!! SEND ME THE FUCKING RECIEPT Jump to latest NOW!! Send a message to unblock
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    Text - o Verizon e 62% 9:27 AM SEND ME THE FUCKING MTCN NOW!! SEND ME THE FUCKING RECIEPT NOW!! SEND ME THE FUCKING MTCN NOW!! SEND ME THE FUCKING RECIEPT NOW!! SEND ME THE FUCKING MTCN NOW!! SEND ME THE FUCKING RECIEPT NOW!! SEND ME THE FUCKING MTCN NOW!! SEND ME THE FUCKING RECIEPT NOW!! SEND ME THE FUCKING MTCN NOW!! SEND ME THE FUCKING RECIEPT NOW!! Jump to latest SEND ME THE CUCKING MTCN. Send a message to unblock
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    Text - o Verizon @ 62% 9:27 AM SEND ME THE FUCKING MTCN NOW!! SEND ME THE FUCKING RECIEPT NOW!! SEND ME THE FUCKING MTCN NOW!! SEND ME THE FUCKING RECIEPT NOW!! SEND ME THE FUCKING MTCN NOW!! SEND ME THE FUCKING RECIEPT NOW!! SEND ME THE FUCKING MTCN NOW!! SEND ME THE FUCKING RECIEPT NOW!! SEND ME THE FUCKING MTCN NOW!! SEND ME THE FUCKING RECIEPT Jump to latest NOW!! Send a message to unblock
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    Text - o Verizon @ 62% 9:27 AM SEND ME THE FUCKING MTCN NOW!! SEND ME THE FUCKING RECIEPT NOW!! SEND ME THE FUCKING MTCN NOW!! SEND ME THE FUCKING RECIEPT NOW!! SEND ME THE FUCKING MTCN NOW!! SEND ME THE FUCKING RECIEPT NOW!! SEND ME THE FUCKING MTCN NOW!! SEND ME THE FUCKING RECIEPT NOW!! SEND ME THE FUCKING MTCN NOW!! SEND ME THE FUCKING RECIEPT NOW!! Jump to latest Send a message to unblock
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    Text - o Verizon e 62% 9:28 AM SEND ME THE FUCKING MTCN NOW!! SEND ME THE FUCKING RECIEPT NOW!! 7:09 AM Jeez you type fast Or was that copy and paste Okay lemme take the pic 7:10 AM S WHATS THE MTCN AND SEND ME THE RECIEPT!! 7:10 AM Need to get it first, the western union guy went off to the back somewhere 7:10 AM Jump to latest GET WHAT? IDIOT Send a message to unblock
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    Text - o Verizon e 62% 9:28 AM ONCE U PAY U WILL HAVE THE RECIEPT IDIOT UR LIKE UR PARENTS UR BOTH IDIOT TEXT ME THE MTCN! 7:11 AM You know my parents?? Wait do I know you in real life? 7:12 AM S U WILL SEND THE FUCKING MTCN OR WHAT U WILL SEND THE FUCKING MTCN OR WHAT U WILL SJump to latest MTCN OR WHAT Send a message to unblock
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    Text - o Verizon e 62% 9:28 AM U WILL SEND THE FUCKING MTCN OR WHAT U WILL SEND THE FUCKING MTCN OR WHAT U WILL SEND THE FUCKING MTCN OR WHAT U WILL SEND THE FUCKING MTCN OR WHAT U WILL SEND THE FUCKING MTCN OR WHAT U WILL SEND THE FUCKING MTCN OR WHAT U WILL SEND THE FUCKING MTCN OR WHAT U WILL SEND THE FUCKING MTCN OR WHAT 7:13 AM Jump to latest Yah Send a message to unblock
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    Text - o Verizon @ 62% 9:28 AM Yah Gimme a sec 7:13 AM S WAHT THE FUCK NOW 7:15 AM Ugh I think my phones about to die. Did you get the money yet? 7:16 AM S ALRIGHT IL JUST SPREAD UR VIDEO U IDIOT IM DONE PLAYING GAMES 7:16 AM Jump to latestust go see if the money is there Send a message to unblock
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    Text - o Verizon @ 62% 9:28 AM I don't understand just go see if the money is there 7:16 AM S JUST WAIT AND LETS SEE 7:16 AM I sent it 7:16 AM YA ON UR ASSHOLE 7:16 AM What 7:16 AM S U CANT EVEN TYPE THE FUCKING МТCN HАHАНАНА 7:17 AM Jump to latest Walt do you need that to get the Send a message to unblock
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    Text - o Verizon @ 62% 9:28 AM Wait do you need that to get the money 7:17 AM S U CAN TEXT TOO MANY WORDS BUT U CANT TYPE THE MTCN НАНАНАНА АНАНАНАНАН WHAT AN IDIOT INEVER SEEN SUCH AN IDIOT WHAT REASON U WILL BUILDING AGAIN?!! 7:18 AM What? That sentence doesn't make any sense Jump to latest ouilding again? 7.10 ΔΜ. Send a message to unblock
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    Text - o Verizon @ 62% 9:28 AM What reason l will building again? 7:19 AM S JUST TXT THE MTCN 7:19 AM I don't work in construction 7:19 AM S PROVE THAT U SENT IT THE MTCN IS EASY TO TEXT НАНАНАНА 7:19 AM Can't you just go get the money 7:19 AM S IF U REALLY HAVE IT U JUST TEXT THE MTC Jump to latest Send a message to unblock
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    Text - o Verizon @ 62% 9:28 AM S IF U REALLY HAVE IT U JUST TEXT THE MTCN 7:19 AM What do you even still need me for 7:19 AM S WHY THE FUCK U CANT GIVE TEH МTCN? WHATS UR REASON WHY U CANT ТXT IT? 7:20 AM My phones at 1% I'm gonna head home and charge it, i have work Soon I'll catch you later 7:20 AM Jump to latest S AND U O AND GOOGLE HANGOUTS Send a message to unblock
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    Text - o Verizon @ 62% 9:28 AM S AND U CAN STILL USE DATA AND GOOGLE HANGOUTS НАНАНАН LOOK AT MY HAND EAT THIS SHIT FUCK YOU THOPE U DIE IN A ACCIDENT TODAY 7:20 AM Later chatting with you it was really nice 7:20 AM S I REALLY HOPE U WILL DIE TODAY 7:20 AM Jump to latest get the money 7:20 AM Send a message to unblock
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    Text - o Verizon @ 62% 9:28 AM T hope you get the money 7:20 AM S YES I GOT IT 7:21 AM I'll send the rest when I get my next paycheck 7:21 AM S T WILL PAY SOMEONE TO SHOOT U IN THE HEAD RIGHT NOW 7:21 AM I can do $250 next Friday And then the rest the Friday after that 7:21 AM S ur 1% HAJump to latest Send a message to unblock
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    Text - o Verizon @ 62% 9:28 AM ur 1% HAHAHAH 7:21 AM Wait you're going to use my money to have me killed? 7:21 AM IF U JUST TXT THE MTCN THEN I DONT CARE WHAT U DO TOO MANY WORDS THE MTCN IS JUST FEW NUMBERS LMAP 7:21 AM I can't I left my receipt in the store l have to go back and get it Hang on Jump to latest Ithink I threw it in the trash becase. Send a message to unblock S
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    Text - o Verizon @ 62% 9:28 AM I think I threw it in the trash because I didn't think it was important 7:22 AM НАНАНАНАНА 7:22 AM Wait if you have the money why do you still need it 7:22 AM S WHAT ELSE? UR 1% idiot did u chartge ur phone to ur balls? 7:22 AM That wouldn't work, the human body doesn't generate enough electricity 7:23 AM Send a message to unblock S
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    Text - o Verizon e 62% 9:28 AM Wait if you have the money why do you still need it 7:22 AM S WHAT ELSE? UR 1% idiot did u chartge ur phone to ur balls? 7:22 AM That wouldn't work, the human body doesn't generate enough electricity 7:23 AM Let me charge my phone real quick then go back and get it Failed to send. Touch to retry Huh. That's weird. Later Failed to send. Touch to retry. Send a message to unblock
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