Things Women And Raccoons Have In Common

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abbyadler
Feb 2, 2022 2:30 PM EST

Even though raccoons are known for rummaging through or trashcans through ungodly hours of the night, we have to admit they're still adorable creatures. Their itty bitty paws are gosh darn adorable, and their smoky eyes are simply a look. When we come in contact with them, they may stare menacingly, but they're so small that it comes off as cute. When they scurry away, we can't help but go "Aw!" Maybe that's just us though. Some people are quite terrified of raccoons, considering they are likely to bite when provoked. The key to avoiding getting bitten is to avoid provoking them (we hope). In today's AskWomen thread, women joked about what they have in common with these creatures of the night. We have a whole lot more in common with raccoons than we originally expected. Scroll down to enjoy this wholesome thread covering the best of raccoons and women alike. 

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    Font - r/AskWomen · Posted by 9 u/evilmeow 14 hours ago Which behaviors of a raccoon do you identify with the most?
    via u/evilmeow

    Raccoons are drawn to trash. We're drawn to trash men. It's basically the same thing. 

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    Font - Yonderponder · 14 hr. ago Grabbing food and running away, all hunched over and screeching.
    via u/Yonderponder

    Much like racoons, we get animalistic when it comes to food too.  

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    Human body - culps001 · 14 hr. ago I eat trash, I have dark circles, I'm chubby, I have small arms and I will bite if provoked.
    via u/culps001
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    Human body - warda8825 · 11 hr. ago I'm 4'11. Like a trash panda, I too will climb into mysterious corners and places to find and obtain food.
    via u/warda8825
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    Eye - wonderingwilderness · 14 hr. ago Having an attraction towards trash
    via u/wonderingwilderness
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    Human body - SilasMarner77 · 14 hr. ago Nocturnal scurrying.
    via u/SilasMarner77
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    Human body - My_Cat_Louie · 14 hr. ago I'm a creature of the night, known to have an insatiable appetite for garbage late at night, and will skitter off into the darkness when confronted by a larger animal.
    via u/My_Cat_Louie
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    Font - SlowMo_Sush - 12 hr. ago The insatiable hunger for garbage late at night and nocturnal creature are very much my defining characteristics. Maybe I'm a raccoon stuck in a human body?
    via u/SlowMo_Sush
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    Facial expression - kodieshmodie · 14 hr. ago Rummaging through others trash. Thank you to everyone who throws out wood furniture that is worth thousands of dollars. My house is well furnished now.
    via u/kodieshmodie
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    Font - MEsyas · 13 hr. ago We call them washing bears in Dutch. Why do I tell you that? Because that's the part I identify with. I'm constantly cleaning up after my roommates lol
    via u/MEsyas
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    Human body - crazycandice · 8 hr. ago I do my eye makeup the same as they do.
    via u/crazycandice
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    Font - viewering · 5 hr. ago mischief
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