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10 Comebacks & Clapbacks That Prove 90s/00s Movies Had The Best Scripts

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    When Janis Responded To: 'Nice wig Janis, what's it made out of?'

    This fantastic clapback was fast and witty. It made us all feel powerful as kids watching from our TVs. Janis gets bullied constantly throughout the movie. She is hurting on the inside but never lets it show. She protects herself with her shield of words. She used humor as a defense mechanism. It's pure punk power. We stan Janis Ian until the end of time. 

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    When Elle gave the sickest burn ever to be delivered at Harvard

    Entertainment - except when I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look-so constipated.

    Elle Woods has to constantly prove herself in the movie Legally Blonde. We were so proud of her when she finally served Vivian on a plate. 

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    When Whitney and Courtney went in on Big Red in Bring it On

    Whitney Dow: She puts the "itch" in bitch
    Courtney Egbert: She puts the 'whore' in horrifying.

  • 4

    When this random villager in Shrek had a great response to a suitor

    Sleeve - Solwas all like, l'd rathergetthe black plague than go outwith you

    Mic drop. This moment is such a quick yet important zinger in Shrek. This villager baddie knows what she wants. She deserves the perfect suitor and will not be settling for peasant behavior. King sh*t only. 

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  • 5

    When Emily took issue with Andrea's choice in skirts

    Cabinetry - oh I'm sorry, do you have some prior commitment? Some hideous skirt convention youihave to go to?

    I take personal offense to this as I always have a hideous skirt convention to get to... The Devil Wears Prada has several moments of pure savagery. This is a standout scene. Emily roasted Andy for her sartorial choices and this remark slapped her into shock. 

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    When The Iconic Billy From School Of Rock Didn't Hold Back

    This sassy kid gave us a forever phrase that lives rent free in our heads. He told off Mr. Schneebly like a true queen in training. Ru Paul would be proud. 

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    When Viola as Sebastian popped the eff off

    Cool - 23 aforin When I close my eyes, i see you for who you truly are, which is UUUG LAY

    Shakespeare's wit maybe gets lost in translation in She's the Man's. But the angsty script was all the slapstick and predictable jokes that we needed as kids. This scene resonated with every kid that had been picked on. 

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  • 8

    When Detective Del was done with BS in I, Robot.

    Photograph - sneezes Sorry, I'm allergic to bullsh*t.

    As a tween, this line shook me to my core. I thought nothing could ever be funnier or more savage than Will Smith in I, Robot. In retrospect, we repeated this way too much and I apologize to the teachers who suffered from overhearing us laugh at this joke during school lunch. 

  • 9

    When Tai lashed out at Cher in Clueless

    Forehead - You're a virgin who can't drive.

    Clueless is an undeniable part of pop culture in the 1990s-2000s. Tai's salty insult sends Cher Horowitz into an angst-fueled spiral after she says "You're a virgin who can't drive." The ultimate mic drop. 

  • 10

    When Wednesday defended her bathing suit choice in Addams Family Values

    Water - Is that your bathing suit? Is that your overbite?

    It's hard to believe that this movie came out in 1993. It was always re-run on television in the early 2000s. Wednesday Addams is still one of the most sought after characters. You can't walk down the streets on Halloween without seeing a girl dressed up in her signature breads and black dress. Wednesday was a punk at heart and delivered this sassy line to her preppy competitor. 


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