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7 Better Things To Do Than Your New Year's Resolutions

A month ago it was the beginning of the year. Drunk and starry-eyed, you made new year's resolutions that you really did mean to stick to this time. No more binging Netflix. Get in shape, get off Tinder and find a man who's husband material. And you did the work…for a while. But now in the clear harsh light of February, it's starting to get exhausting. You miss your shows. You're sick of never going on dates. And really, there's way better things to do with your time than make carrot-jicama smoothies every dang day. Such as, almost anything. Here's some suggestions:

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