Bird Hijinks Ruining Everything For Everyone: A Thread Of Birbs Being Jerks
Did you know that cats and dogs are not the only hooligan pets out there? Yes, cats and dogs cause so much pawndemonium in our lives, but birds… everyone has that one story about a bird pooping on them or a seagull stealing their food. Birds… are total jerks, and their hijinks have a tendency to ruin everything for everyone.
And we mean all birds are jerks, not just pelicans and pigeons. We mean that we have read stories about jerk peacocks running around and scaring everyone on purpose, stories about jerk parrots messing with dogs by giving them commands in their human's voice, and even stories about cockatoos biting kangaroos' tails to distract them as they steal their food. Birds are jerks, and these perfectly timed photos prove it.
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This is such deliberate as*holery, we cannot even believe it. This is no accident. There is intent here. There is evil working behind the cuteness of that face. The fierceness with which this glass is pushed off the table rivals that of cats who do the same thing. Jerk. We are so happy you caught this moment on camera.
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This is one big disaster waiting to happen, and to be honest, we do not even know who would be the winner in this scenario. Cat is not food, my guy. Cat will bite, and cat will bite hard. There will be vengeance here, and it will be fierce. You have done the right thing by taking a picture of it from a distance.
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