So… every pet owners knows that animals can be total jerks. They just can. It's fine to admit it. That doesn't make us love them any less. In fact, if those moments of insanity didn't happen, we would all just be bored all the time. But it's not just cats and dogs who are jerks, you need to understand. Birds. Birds are huge jerks sometimes. Parrots are jerks with no sense of self preservation. Even peacocks can be jerks.
But there is one type of bird that is extra special. And that's the Australian bird. No, not a specific kind, just all Australian birds. Have you not seen those videos of Australian cockatoos biting kangaroos' tails and stealing their food? That's a normal occurrence in Australia. And it is far, far from being the only one.
Oh goodness, the second-hand pain we feel from looking at this picture is intense. Imagine coming home and seeing a bird that isn't even yours peck away at all of the keys on your keyboard. Oh, the pain. Oh, we would have cried so much.
Honestly, the more we hear about Australian birds (and all other Australian animals, quite frankly), the more we never want to visit. But then, a picture of a koala comes out of nowhere, and suddenly, Australia doesn't look so heckin' bad anymore.
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