As women, we have no idea what it's like to exist in this world as a 5 foot 6 man. We think it's safe to say that most women do not have height at the top of their insecurities list. We have so many other things to overanalyze. Our hair, our lips, our hips, our legs. It's not a competition but If we're going to start reading a thread that touches on societal beauty standards in the literal first sentence...
But no, we are not here to make fun of this Reddit user's experience as a below-average height man. Each person deserves the luxury of venting every once in a while about their unchangeable insecurities. The only thing that has caused us to take a second glance at this story is one thing: the audacity!
This man had the audacity to steal his girlfriend's heels before a big wedding, just to protect his fragile ego. Yep, go ahead, read on.
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