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Tinder Exchanges That Made Us Giggle On Valentine's Day

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    Rectangle - what's your red flags Today 8:10 PM homie if you can't tell you just stupid ohhh there it is Sent

    At least the red flag was obvious from the get-go. It's not always clear that the person you're talking to is a major red flag, so we might end up wasting a ridiculous amount of time chatting them up because we think they're the person for us when they are most definitely not. We'd rather have them reveal their true colors at the beginning, which is exactly what the person here did. Now the person on the other end knows that it's not gonna work out, so they'll just start talking to someone who they might vibe with instead. We think this is an ideal Tinder situation. 

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    Product - Both dogs in the pictures are absolutely adorable you are ugly Ah thanks

    Honest is the best policy, and this girl really didn't hold back. The poor man was just trying to compliment her adorable dogs, but she wasn't having any uggos slide into her DMS. She really said 'not today, Satan' and made this man know what she really thought of him. We recommend being a tad more polite when it comes to rejecting someone on Tinder. It would have been nicer if she just ignored him because at least he wouldn't second guess his attractiveness level, but some women go about things in their own way. We hope the dogs are still adorable as ever. 

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    Product - Hey whats your name? Today 2:08 PM Heyy it's Wendy Today 2:44 PM Yeah wendys nuts gonna be in your mouth
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    Product - Hey Today 2:18 pm Hey wassup Sent I'm in the mental health ward I'm allowed visitors
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    Product - I think you'd get on with my grandad, he loves pigeons Today 6:59 PM Hahah sounds like a date Is he single 00 jk e Today 7:15 PM Still married I'm afraid good old Dennis Broke my heart S Sent P'll let you know when my nan dies
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    Rectangle - Honestly I like having the title of world record holder, but it's slightly embarrassing at the same time s No it's really cool, and you will always have a fun fact when you have to introduce yourself That's true! Do you have any about you? Today Yeah I can queef on command
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    Font - All I ask is that you Say more than fi king "hey" because that absolutely will not get my attention. Hay
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    Rectangle - You can kiss me if I'm wrong. But the earth is flat, right? Finally someone else that thinks so everyone has been calling me crazy Delivered
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    Azure - Hi i want to have sex with you Today 8:35 PM oh, i dont want to have sex with you
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    Water - Waddup girl, you got an IUD or what? No, I try not to drink and drive as much as possible. Reading road signs with dyslexia is hard enough as is.
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    Product - Hey, wasnt I supposed to rub your feet? wut Yesterday 10:25 AM Yeah! You asked me to after running through my mind all night. Yesterday 10:23 PM Maaaaaan, imma be honest. With how many creepy foot fetishists lurk on this app, that's a risky opener Hahah omg. creepy? so foot fetishes are Today 6:12 AM Lol, do you have a foot fetish? e Sent I do. /:
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    Rectangle - YOU MATCHED WITH DIANA ON 1/30/22 Did you die in a car accident? Cause you look like a princess. Sun, Jan 30, 5:01 PM you know what love it 10/10 Sun, Jan 30, 5:24 PM Thx a saw your name and it just popped into my messed up head.

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