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All the Best Dungeons & Dragons Memes of the Week (February 18, 2022)

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  • Dice game - YOU ARE LOST INA FOREST WITH NO ROADS. WHAT DO YOU DO? I WILL LOCATE ONE OF THE NATIVES AND ASK FOR ASSISTANCE. 11

    Memebase: When and how did you first get into D&D?

    Gnarly Rot: I was 11 or 12 when I played D&D for the first time. I am and have always been a fantasy nerd, and thankfully, I had three other fantasy nerd friends, one of which had the books. At that age, the avatars were particularly seductive—we would often take the games outside and wake each other with play weapons. I've been playing off and on again ever since, though sometimes with very long gaps.

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  • Head - Things to say that will. always start a fight. V Roll for initiative
  • Smile - When you create a powerful character moment in game that everyone loves, but it's based on your own trauma @playoticgames
  • Head - NPC: *acts suspicious/aggressive/has something shiny the player wants* PLAYER: COWABUNGA IT IS
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  • Glasses - BU MP Barbarian Rogue Paladin The NPC the party adopted because they liked the voice that the DM used @playoticgames

    Memebase: What's your earliest D&D memory? 

    Gnarly Rot: This isn't my first memory, but it's one of my favorites. I was 26, and I hadn't played D&D for almost a decade. There was a huge blizzard, and some friends and I decided to get snowed in together. One friend suggested we play D&D, and we played for the next three days straight. This experience got me back into the game as an adult.

  • Primate - When your stupid plan somehow works, everyone lived, and you have to explain to the DM how the hell you pulled it off @playoticgames Apes together strong.
  • Forehead - DM This is a tough encounter. You will all probably die. Players You can change it, you are the DM. ALL NEW RICAN CHOPER KTHURSS DIM Nope, this is the night your team of Murder Hobos meet their demise! Players You have the power to alter the fabric of this world on a whim! AMERCANCOPE NEXT.DUMG DM Well you better start altering that character sheet to say RIP!!!
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  • Clothing - The DM The rest of the party My wizard constantly speaking in Dwight Schrute quotes @playoticgames
  • Organism - DUNGEON MASTERS BELIKE: Whoops.

    Memebase: Do you have a favorite class?

    Gnarly Rot: I almost exclusively DM now, and I prefer this experience to playing. It's a lot of work, but satisfying. However, I like to play mages. They're slow at first, but at higher levels, mages allow for more interesting combat than melee classes. I'd rather turn a monster into a duck than hack it to death.

  • World - Some unpredictable math rocks @playoticgames The thinly veiled Legolas clone My character that “never misses"
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  • Forehead - @playoticgames Remove the hand What's in the box? from the box and die. Memories of that 3edgy5me rogue tried to play as the Joker you thinking no one would notice that
  • Human - "What is interesting to me, okay, is that you.criticize Strahd, right? Who is the ruler. We can argue about if he's A just or not but for the sake of argument is the ruler of Barovia. He provides work for hundreds from Ravenloft. He creates jobs, real jobs, for the undead so they can lift themselves out of poverty.and here you all are, trying to kill'him. For freedom? For Justice? Ijust really think it's interesting, the hypbcrisy. This radical leftist group comes into Barovia, illegally
  • Product - Finally, after all these years People to play with Legally obtained books Regularly scheduled games I finally have them all

    Memebase: Are you currently paying D&D? How's the game going?

    Gnarly Rot: I just started DMing my third campaign in so many years, all part of a large world building project. Some people have now played all three games and so the lore is starting to get fairly expansive, allowing for a lot more role play and harder puzzles.

    We just finished the second session. The PCs have all just met each other. They have all been given separate missions that correspond with their respective ideologies and material interests. This game centers around the inevitable centralization of a vast undeveloped land stuck between an empire, a powerful city state run by several cabals of mages with different interests, and a strong native religious culture propagated by druids in the service of a fungal network with essentially godlike powers. 

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  • Human - DM: Mime-ic isn't real, they can't hurt you. Mime-ic: @playoticgames
  • Facial expression - "I HAVE NO IDEA WHATS GOING ON IN THIS CAMPAIGN" NEVER TAKES NOTES ON PHONE KILLS NPCS RATHER THAN IF NOT TAKING A TURN IN COMBAT INTERROGATING THEM irngfip.com
  • Organism - DM's husband that made food for the group The Group @playoticgames
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  • Bird - DM: What's your backstory? "My family was turned into an 8-piece bucket. I used my powers to bring them back." @playoticgames

    Memebase: Why is D&D special to you?

    Gnarly Rot: I use D&D as a consistent writing prompt. I'd like to write a novel eventually, but in the meantime, the games give me practice writing dialogue, developing characters, and world building, all with additional benefit of an attentive audience.

  • Forehead - New Player: I'm gonna make a completely original character! DM: Whoa, there. Lower your expectations.
  • Dice - YOU ATTEMPT TO PICKPOCKET THE MAN El BUT ACCIDENTALLY PULL DOWN HIS PANTS INSTEAD imgflip.com 19
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  • Plant - The Paladin and Cleric's deity watching them make morally questionable decisions in Barovia. @playoticgames
  • Shoe - The BBEG My undead bard named Keith Lich-ards @playoticgames
  • Head - HOW MOST DED GROUPS BEGN. HOW MOST DED GROUPS END.

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