14 Depraved UrbanDictionary Sex Moves That We Absolutely Hope No One Has Ever Attempted

In all fairness here, these moves are hailing from the deep and notoriously darker depths of the creatively twisted Urban Dictionary. That said, I was still genuinely reeling in shock over the emotional and/or physical pain implied in these sex moves. Let's just say the descriptions alone didn't fail to set a new high (low) for what I thought possible as far as sexual experimentation goes. 

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