This Week's Most Ridiculous Tinder Conversations (February 28, 2022)

Out of all the dating apps, people on Tinder really don't give a darn about what they're saying to other human beings. Because it's infamously known as a hookup app, people want to get straight to business. They don't really care about how many siblings you have, what your favorite color is, or what you dream about at night. All they care about is if they're semi-attracted to you and if you're actually DTF because there are many people who looking for genuine love and get lost along the way, ultimately ending up on Tinder. The people who are just looking to tap need to make sure they're not talking to the people who are looking to get hitched, and vice versa. That's what makes Tinder such a hot mess. Everyone's looking for different things, and it's not always clear what the person you're talking to is looking for, especially when conversation openers have gotten super random and weird. Sometimes those random conversation openers can be perceived as quirky and wholesome, whereas others are flirty AF with just one end game in mind: get you into bed for a 'hit it and quit it' type of situation, or maybe a long-term friends with benefits situation. Tinder Scaries collects the funniest conversations from the app on a weekly basis, which we're obviously here for.

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This man woke up and chose to be dirty right off the bat in this conversation. He did say hello but then went on to compare himself to a freaking watermelon in order to find out if the woman on the other end would spit or swallow. At least it's clear what he's on Tinder for at the very beginning of the conversation because then the woman can decide if she's into that too. Otherwise, there's no reason to give him the time of day. We're honestly glad he made it clear from the beginning so that nobody ends up wasting each other's time.
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In this one, the man is trying to be clever with his opening, but unfortunately, the woman on the other end is simply not in the same headspace. We'd honestly be into it if a guy started a conversation with us like that, and we'd probably go along with it in our own witty way. The issue here is that the girl doesn't seem to understand what's going on, and for that reason, she doesn't find him entertaining either. He could have tried even more clever openings on her, but he got frustrated quickly once she wasn't responsive enough.
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