You might assume that your butt has your back, but you know what they say happens when you assume: You make an "ass" out of "u" and "me."
Minnesota Wild goalie Darcy Kuemper learned this the hard way, when his butt stabbed him in the back and scored a goal on his own team.
I don't care where you're from, that's gotta hurt.
Darcy is about to become the butt of a lot of jokes.
Butt should be it's own sport.
Lest we forget.