Desperate Dirtbags & Softbois Who Probably Never Get Laid
We see it in private DMs. We see it in comment sections. We see it on dating profiles. Softbois, "nice guys," and straight up dirtbags who are pathetically down bad. It seems like some dudes are so depressingly horny, that they become possessed by some sort of cringe demon. How else do you explain the mortifying word garbage these softbois are capable of assaulting other human beings with? We've got a bunch of painful examples of what we're talking about from the best archivist of softboi cringe, @beam_me_up_softboi. Proceed with caution.
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Do not go anywhere near my thoughts, bro.
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File to r/iamverybadass.
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Slow clap.
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Big yikes.
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We've got a poet over here, ladies.
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Down bad.
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What is this, Euphoria?
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Sounds pretty weird to me, dude.
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No thank you.
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Sounds like something straight out of a PUA forum.
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Pathetic.
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Can't tell if this is satire or not.
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Is this how furries speak to each other?
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It might be easier if girls wanted to speak to you, let alone make you laugh.
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File to r/iamverysmart.
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I think he wants to rock somebody's world.
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