Desperate Dirtbags & Softbois Who Probably Never Get Laid

We see it in private DMs. We see it in comment sections. We see it on dating profiles. Softbois, "nice guys," and straight up dirtbags who are pathetically down bad. It seems like some dudes are so depressingly horny, that they become possessed by some sort of cringe demon. How else do you explain the mortifying word garbage these softbois are capable of assaulting other human beings with? We've got a bunch of painful examples of what we're talking about from the best archivist of softboi cringe, @beam_me_up_softboi. Proceed with caution. 

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