Organized Woman Splits Opinion After Revealing PowerPoint Which Ranks All Her Hook-ups

Your body count, the notches on the bedpost, the Notes App list that you almost opened in front of your dad once — whatever you want to call it, society can place a lot of strange ideas on who you sleep with and how many of them there are.

This can trickle down into how we ourselves perceive our sex lives and the experiences that we gain from them. Not everyone is overly particular about keeping track of those they've been intimate with; unless you've practically been married since you were 15, or you're a monk of some description, the memory for some of us can be a little… hazy. You can't make an omelet, or stand in your kitchen crying because said omelet has bits of shell in it and you haven't got a text back, without breaking a few eggs.

However, not everyone who engages in casual relationships is as lackadaisical towards their memory of them as other people. While most of us keep a tally of the partners we look back on fondly and those that need to be erased from our memory pronto, there are a minority of people who take the whole thing a lot further. Case in point is Christina, known as @poopoopeeepeeeee on TikTok. She recently uploaded a video revealing how she keeps track of all her college hook-ups with a carefully planned PowerPoint, which describes and rates everyone who has got to know her better than average. While the TikTok doesn't reveal personal details, it shows things like whether they belonged to a frat and if she "would hit with a bus".

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Not everybody was impressed.

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Certain commenters felt like this took things way too far, and that it could even be a violation of trust in those who she had been intimate with. It's definitely an odd thing to think that you could be a figure on somebody's sexual pie chart, for sure.

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Others were more intrigued.

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Many viewers found her confession incredibly entertaining, with some even looking for tips and tricks that they could add to their own records. Who knew that this blow by blow analysis was so popular?

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While this methodical approach may be on the extreme end of the scale when it comes to the post hookup debrief, in many ways it's just a slightly unusual demonstration of how all of us process the experience of our sex lives. Plus, it's probably good to look back on during a dry spell to remind you that things weren't always this way.

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