Woman Eavesdrops On Bad Coffee Shop Date In Which Man Is Convinced That Calamari Is Caviar

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    Font - rebecca mix on deadline @mixbecca an extremely bad date is happening in this coffee shop and i am... spellbound? this guy is arguing about what calamari is. he's 100% describing caviar. the man next to them is side eyeing them. she keeps trying to politely explain what calamari is. i am going to lose my mind 3:27 AM - Mar 19, 2022 · Twitter Web App
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    Font - rebecca mix on deadline @mixbecca she tried to explain calamari is fried and he said "no that'd ruin the eggs" which is extra great bc im p sure fried caviar also exists? please sir im begging you i have a book to write but i cannot look away from this 3:29 AM - Mar 19, 2022 - Twitter Web App
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    Font - rebecca mix on deadline @mixbecca i forgot the real appeal of writing in cafe shops. it's not the coffee. it's not the ambience. it's not having a quiet space to work. it's 10000% eavesdropping on strangers. i am the nosiest person alive, my soul is singing with joy rn, i missed this so much. bless u caviar man 3:30 AM · Mar 19, 2022 · Twitter Web App
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    Font - rebecca mix on deadline @mixbecca she pulled out her phone and is showing him what i can only hope is the google image result for calamari. god bless her Imfao. sometimes! ghosting people on a date is okay! okay back to my book lol 3:35 AM - Mar 19, 2022 · Twitter Web App
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    Font - rebecca mix on deadline 9 @mixbecca for everyone asking what happened w calamari man i put my headphones back on when they started to have a normal conversation and then they were there for like 40 more min and left together so like. godspeed sister i guess 3:52 AM - Mar 20, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Elizabeth B Davis @e_breeden Replying to @mixbecca hiiiilarious!!!!I eavesdropped on an older couple's (I'm guessing) first date. After several glasses of wine he talked about how he is still "active", if she had any interest. Was phenomenal. 11:00 PM · Mar 19, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - January Vezina she/her @autisticjanuary Replying to @mixbecca I would definitely try fried caviar. Also she needs to get up and go. Sadly I too would sit there politely. 3:55 PM - Mar 19, 2022 · Twitter for Android
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    Font - Carl Brunberg @Brunbergphoto Replying to @mixbecca I'm in tears just reading this! Don't mention that fake calamari exists. It's fried bung from pigs. Check your labels carefully. 1:24 AM - Mar 20, 2022 · Twitter Web App
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    Font - Crazy Cat Guy @Amoryl_Wanderer Replying to @mixbecca Funny thing is if you put this convo in your book, people would complain about how unrealistic and insulting to men it is 9:58 PM - Mar 19, 2022 · Twitter for Android
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    Font - DisplacedGenius @DisplacedGenius Replying to @mixbecca What is your book even about if NOT this? 5:35 PM - Mar 19, 2022 · Twitter Web App

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