Dog Sends Texts To Fiancé, Making Her Think Partner Is Having A Stroke: Twitter Thread

Living life as dog owners is an adventure every single day, there's no way around that. Dogs, while they are indeed wholesome and pure and angelic and too good for this world, are also absolute weirdos and do the strangest things sometimes. Like those dogs that have an unbelievably accurate sense of time, wake up and wait for you to feed them until it's percisely 7:14 am. Or totally unfazed dogs who sometimes hanging out on roofs. Or, you know, a perfectly regular day in which your dog randomly makes an archeological discovery. Every. single. day. is an adventure.

And this couple had one adventure with their dog that will be hard to forget. What would you do if your fiancé randomly sent you three texts in a row saying: "The. Brain. Hurt." Call an ambulance? Yeah, that's what they did. But turns out they were dun goofed - because it was their dog sleepily butt-texting it.

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Two questions: first of all, what in the heck is in that 1-second recording? We need to know. Desperately. Like- it could just be silence. We know that's likely. But what if it's a bark? If it's a bark, we need to know about it. Second of all, at which point in this conversation does one decide: okay, it's time to call 911, because we would have been freaked out at: "J J+!$° A" already.
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"The. Brain. Hurt" is what really makes this message exchange perfect. The fact that, for some reason, the universe decided to put these three words together - out of all the words in the world… it had to be fate, there's no other explanation for how in the heck this happened.
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