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Dog Sends Texts To Fiancé, Making Her Think Partner Is Having A Stroke: Twitter Thread

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    Font - rye. @DopeyMcGeee Fiance is out of town and I fell asleep texting her. Dog came and laid her bare belly on the turned-on screen and managed to send texts that definitely made her think I was having a stroke. J J+!$° A 00:01 & HB yg X do The Brain Hurt

    Two questions: first of all, what in the heck is in that 1-second recording? We need to know. Desperately. Like- it could just be silence. We know that's likely. But what if it's a bark? If it's a bark, we need to know about it. Second of all, at which point in this conversation does one decide: okay, it's time to call 911, because we would have been freaked out at: "J J+!$° A" already. 

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    Font - & HB yg X do The Brain Hurt Are you ok? N; Baby??? Rve???2? 6:12 PM - Mar 20, 2022 - Twitter for Android 7,151 Retweets 602 Quote Tweets 85.8K Likes

    "The. Brain. Hurt" is what really makes this message exchange perfect. The fact that, for some reason, the universe decided to put these three words together - out of all the words in the world… it had to be fate, there's no other explanation for how in the heck this happened. 

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    Dog - rye. ... @DopeyMcGeee The culprit 6:15 PM - Mar 20, 2022 · Twitter for Android 272 Retweets 23 Quote Tweets 18.8K Likes
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    Dog - rye. @DopeyMcGeee "The. Brain. Hurt." 6:17 PM - Mar 20, 2022 · Twitter for Android 246 Retweets 3Quote Tweets 17K Likes
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    Font - rye. ... @DopeyMcGeee My dog and I managed to ruin her night of dancing with her best friend. I definitely owe them both a night out. 6:19 PM - Mar 20, 2022 · Twitter for Android 53 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 7,543 Likes
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    Font - rye. @DopeyMcGeee This dog moves around so much in her sleep and LOVES laying on electronics. If there is a phone or remote missing, 100% chance Rosie has her bare belly on it. And this phone keyboard has that swipe texting feature so you just have to drag your finger to type words. 6:26 PM - Mar 20, 2022 - Twitter for Android 48 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 5,186 Likes
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    Font - rye. ... @DopeyMcGeee So she just wriggled out "the brain hurt." Freak. Still can't believe it. 6:26 PM - Mar 20, 2022 · Twitter for Android 46 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 5,993 Likes
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    Rectangle - morgan @mortymo_ Replying to @DopeyMcGeee omg did you wake up to her texts or did she call emergency services to check on you?? How did this end! 7:34 PM · Mar 20, 2022 - Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - rye. @DopeyMcGeee Replying to @mortymo_ She called 911 and they did a wellness check lol 7:47 PM - Mar 20, 2022 - Twitter for Android 42 Retweets 14 Quote Tweets 5,157 Likes
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    Head - Dayv (Zero Suit Salmon) @dayv Replying to @DopeyMcGeee and @mortymo OMG how did that go? 5:05 AM Mar 21, 2022 Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - rye. ... @DopeyMcGeee Replying to @dayv and @mortymo_ They were like "yep, this happens" and I was like "...it does?" 6:53 AM - Mar 21, 2022 - Twitter for Android
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    Font - Galu822 @galu822 Replying to @acanticleforkev and @DopeyMcGeee "Are you ok?" "N" Thats when id call the ambulance 9:48 PM - Mar 20, 2022 - Twitter for Android 36 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 4,756 Likes
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    Hair - Albo Underhill ... @AlboUnderhill Replying to @DopeyMcGeee & HB -yg X do Are you OK? The Baby??? Brain Hurt 8:32 PM - Mar 20, 2022 · Twitter for Android 646 Retweets 15 Quote Tweets 15K Likes

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