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    Font - 54min Apparently, as a baby, I had a large patch of very short but obvious hair on my left upper arm. It thinned out as I grew older, and now with the increased body hair of an adult, it started to blend in so that it's pretty much invisible now, but if you know it you can still tell that my left arm is a bit hairier than my right, and that the hair has a slightly different texture. Abstimmen 3 • 44min I might be wrong about this, but I think this might mean that you absorbed your twin du

    The perks of being the superior fetus.

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    Font - 12:10 1 < Вack Ratings & Reviews Flashlight Review Sep 22 Mfosfff I find this flashlight to work well indoors and outdoors only in closest proximity areas. I wish it could be a little stronger (lighting up more than 1-2feet in front of were you are in the moment)!! I was absolutely terrified seeing my sister in a car fully engulfed, I never knew she was so tenacious and fought her way back to us!! She first grabbed her flashlight because it was very dark outdoors in the country, she used

    The perils of false advertising.

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    Font - Matt Darling OF @besttrousers · 13h ... Household median net worth in 2019 was $97,300. 20 27 23 123 Token White Guy at JDPON Headqua... · 9h ... Yeah because theres a few million who are multi- millionaires and the rest barely have $100 in their checking 4 27 2 Matt Darling OF @besttrousers · 9h ... No; that is not how *medians* work. 123 Matt Darling OF @besttrousers · 9h If there was "a few million who are multi- millionaires and the rest barely have $100 in their checking", then the m

    There's always something suspect about people that can calculate averages.

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    Photograph - Like לן Comment Share Medical Now this is super hero not the muzzles the corrupt government wants people in and the evil elites cute 10m Like Reply reedom

    That was definitely the inspiration behind the costume.

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    Font - Scanner Delayed 7 p.m. Police and ambulance dispatched to the 2500 block of West Jefferson for an unconscious unresponsive possibly deceased person in the downstairs apartment. Update. Police administered Narcan and he took off running. 222 1 comment • 37 shares

    It's all about knowing your limits.

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    Product - r/Encanto Use App 'ENCANTO' has accumulated 180 million re-watches globally, with an average of five re-watches per user. Due to its success, Disney+ will add the sing-along version of the film this Friday 09 DISNEY ENCANTO Sing-Along 4:24 PM · 3/14/22 · Twitter for Android 全 149 O 12 1 Share Single comment thread See full discussion 2h I would sing along, but my dad would throw rocks at me and call me a f****t :/

    Hope this person is OK.

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    Font - 3mo ago Kits are actually baby foxes not baby cats! Baby cats are called kittens Imao 凸2 • ^mo ago But in warrior cats they are called kits :D 8mo ago Another fatherless child-

    Because liking YA fiction directly correlates with your dad going out for cigarettes.

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    Organism - "inchoate" definition knower ..· @enveloping Thave a Ph.D. Do I want to be called doctor? Hell yes I do. When the pilot asks if there's a doctor on board I raise my hand every time. Then I solve an equation on the heart attack victim's chest while everyone yells at me. I have killed four men this way and I will kill again

    What is it with all these evil mathematicians?

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    Nature - ANY PERSONS (EXCEPT PLAYERS) CAUGHT COLLECTING GOLF BALLS ON THIS COURSE WILL BE PROSECUTED AND HAVE THEIR BALLS REMOVED

    An eye for an eye.

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    Font - Bro I've been writing this novel and I might start killing off some of the characters why? Just not fitting with the story ah ok whats the novel about? Oh it's an autobiography

    Yeah, this conversation ends here.

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    Light - АВС Perth PERTH 2d • What age do you think is ok to leave kids at home alone? i АВC.NET.AU When is it OK to leave kids home alone? - ABC Everyday 152 528 Comments • 44 Shares O Like Comment Share Unfortunatly i was left alone from 5, when i started school, mum worked, older brothers were meant to mind me, but didn't. We got let out of school on a 40 d day, and i got lost , fainted, had a epileptic fit , burns, got taken to hospital by ambulance, parents didn't miss me till they got home

    The comment section is the best place to dump childhood trauma.

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    Font - old gifs archive @oldwebgifs ·8h hello! So what if i am Addicted to My Chemical Romance? GIF 33 27 1,089 3,843 FRIED HICKE USA FRIED CHICKEN USA @FRIEDCHICKENUSA Replying to @oldwebgifs So What If I Am Addicted To Methamphetamine

    Same difference.

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    Product - 1h 1 Award In the state of Illinois you may not have more then 75 salamanders on your person 6 Reply 合3.6k 75 it is then! 合910 21 Award Carrying exactly 75 salamanders per trip to get around that law is called "structuring", and is itself a crime. 个 400 What about 74? 仓69 If you're legitimately concerned about this I recommend you read the article from the January, 2021 issue of The Atlantic, "How federal investigators cracked the case of the man hoarding 37,000 salamanders." Spoiler:

    They dug themselves into a pretty deep hole there.

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    Gadget - Comments 38 Add a public comment... DIENIK • 1 day ago when he added the mac and cheese I was like Give a farmer seeds, and he'll create food. Give a musician a melody, and he'll create music. Give a soldier an enemy, and he'll create nothing. He only destroys. Kills. I wonder if God watches the events that unfurl when men take up arms against men, and I'm afraid that when I die... God will care about the things I've done. But I think I'm more afraid that he won't. That he'll sit there,

    Start kneeling, edgelords. We've found your king.

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    Food - Riverbend · 3 days ago Mc Donald's (Cambridge) So me my daughter and 2 grandsons went to Mc Donald's off Mt holly Huntersville rd about a hr ago and this is what they served my grandson.. Makes no since at all.Yes i went back up there and was Praying nobodies mouth gets smart cause my foot is hurting and I might just knock the poop out of somebody with my cain... How about we just went up there to speak to the Mgr and while we were setting in the handicapp space showing him the sandwich a

    Speaking to the manager was never so dramatic.

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