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Employee gives two weeks' notice while traveling for work, employer cancels their flight home: 'I have worked for this company for 3 years...' 1

Maternal grandparents ask single dad to let his 9 and 11-year-olds stay with them for Christmas so the kids can bond with their 4-year-old half-sister born to the mother that abandoned them: 'My kids have told them they don't care about their half sister' 2

Adult son refuses to attend parent's 1 PM Christmas "dinner" because he'd have to get up at 7AM to prepare the turkey: 'For context, I buy the Turkey at £130' 3

Update: 'They didn't notice my phone was recording': Parents discover their 18-year-old posted social media videos about them, family stages an intervention 4

Top 25 Dad Jokes of the Year: 'I just burnt 2500 calories in 20 minutes I forgot to take the brownies out of the oven.' 5

Employee faces backlash after stealing White Elephant gift from a 10-year-old kid at work holiday party: 'She shouldn't really have been at the party in the first place' 6

Your Weekly Caturday Meowgazine: 20 Most Iconic I Can Has Meowments From Silliest to Sincerely Soul-Soothing (December 21, 2024) 1

Restless Lap Syndrome 2

Lazy Hooman 3

This Universe Is Great 4

29 of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (December 21, 2024) 5

'Just so we're clear, you fired me...': IT guy replaced by new CFO's 21-year-old nephew, they ask him back after nephew proves to be incompetent 6