Parenting Tweets For The Ones Out There Doing Their Best

The wild thing about parenting is that they just give you a baby to take home and you have to wing it from there. Every first attempt at parenting is still happening to a real live human being. A human being that you have to mold from the depths of being worse than an animal all the way up to becoming an upstanding and decent person. And it's a long road. Kids are pretty stupid, but they also have an incredible skill for learning your worst habits. So be prepared to have a mirror pushed up to your face as you inadvertently teach your kids everything you got wrong about life.

Every day as a parent could be the day that you create a serial killer or politician. The stakes are pretty high. And remember, if you parent wrong enough, your kid could end up working in internet culture media. So make sure they're good at math or something.

For some more funny tweets about parenting, here are some parenting memes for those whose lives are over.

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