Hissterical Posts Of Cats Being Absolute Jerks

We here at ICanHasCheezburger love everything about cats. Everything. Of course, we love it when cats are affectionate, we love it when cats act all cute, we love it when they are wholesome and do sweet things. But loving all of that does not make one a cat person. To be able to proudly carry the "cat person" label, one must love not just cats' cute moments, but also those moments when cats are total heckin' jerks.

Cats… are jerks. That's not an insult. It's just fact, and we accept that about them the same way that we accept anything else. Without cats' shenanigans and madness, life with them would just be boring. And luckily for us, cats being jerks is never not funny, so every once in a while, we bring you a whole new collection of cat hooligans to laugh at, and today is that day.

Posted by Marielru

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"My cat sucks on his tail and then uses it as a paint brush to paint all of my things with his saliva"

We have seen many cat jerks during our time writing for ICanHas, but this… this is a new one. We have never heard of a cat sucking on its own tail- certainly not to this degree. That's a whole new level of hooliganery. It's creative. And interesting. And we respect it - this cat is a jerk in style.

Via u/BehrmanTheBeerman
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"A story told in four parts:"

Now, this is an example of a classic cat hooligan. Taking advantage of a dog's wholesomeness and innocence, that's just something that jerk cats do. And all with the express purpose of switching from one box to another because clearly that box was far more comfortable than the first one.

Via u/ProvidenciaF
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"When you leave your pizza unattended for 2 minutes"

Via u/ceeroSVK
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"Feet on the meat and he's ready to eat"

Via u/ini0n
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"the interrogation is going well"

Via u/Did_I_Die
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"Oh no problem Iggy, we didn’t need that heat or anything"

Via u/carrieannepaul
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"What?"

Via u/Ih8hate
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"Today a cat that I have no affiliation with tried to climb in and hitch a ride"

Via u/taylite
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"Ah yes, ruins from 4000-3500 BC, one of the oldest in Europe and whole world, a perfect place to take a crap as a cat."

Via u/RedCapitan
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"Cat Anyone relate?"

Via u/Numerous_Win2842
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"You gotta be kitten me right meow"

Via u/thatsjustthewayim
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"We had a leaky pipe which ruined part of the ceiling in a closet. My cat found a way in and won’t come out…"

Via u/EwokNuggets
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"Sibling love at its finest….."

Via u/withoutatres78
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"This is not my cat. It is my car"

Via u/becs_the
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"She has two bowls of fresh water but will only drink mine"

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