Welcome to this week's "Top Tinder Moments," an extravaganza of everything that is wrong (and right) with the modern landscape of online dating.
The girl in item #9 might like Star Wars, but it would be important to figure out which movies we're talking about here. If she's a fan of The Last Jedi or Rise of Skywalker, we're swiping left.
The gal in item #1 must have been transported forward in time from the dust bowl cause she is desperate to find some wheat. That or she's been transported straight out of Red vs Blue's eastern European parody from the 2010 Machinima Festival. I'm dating myself here (temporally not literally) but this is something that lives in my head rent-free.
"He does such an excellent job making sure that people are happy and that they have wheat. I sure do love having wheat." - Red Vs Blue: "Going Global" (From 1:47)
I'm going to go ahead and assume that the bad photoshop in #17 is satire because it's just so terrible I can't imagine it being anything else without my brain starting to smoke. That being said, Instagram does exist, and there is no shortage of influencers posting similar photos on here. Maybe we've all just lost our collective goddamn minds.
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