Homeowner Gets Revenge On 'Porch Pirate' With a Delightful Present

Is there anything worse than a porch pirate? These parasites feed off of an, admittedly, exploitable but oh-so-convenient system and take from others for their own personal gain. Plus, there's nothing more intrusive and unsettling than having someone come onto your property to take your things.

That's why it's great to see one of these parasites get their comeuppance in the form of some simplistic but incredibly satisfying revenge.

This thread was posted to Reddit's r/pettyrevenge subreddit by user u/postygal. Who told their story of the brilliant revenge that they got on their local porch pirate using some used kitty litter and a box. 

This turdtacular revenge was certain to blow them away when they got home and opened their stolen treasure. Well, the smell would have at least.

Scroll on for some screenshots of the thread below and enjoy this delightful tale of revenge. 


 

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