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When the creeping game don't quit
A girl's gotta do her research. And besides, Zillow and home ownership information is all public domain so what's the hard in doing a little sleuthing?
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02
Subtly Hitting On Your Doctor Should Be An Olympic Sport
It all hurts, but mostly my neck and my back.
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03
Bleeps and Bloops Have No End-Time
"Sorry babe, I wasn't looking at my phone"
We've all heard that one before. But I suppose in some cases it's actually true.
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04
Someone's Been Hurt Before
And you can never quite get the cologne smell out of your sheets either.
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05
Mr. Right is Out There
But look at how handsome the dog is? This is what every woman needs after a hard day of work.
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06
KNOW YOUR WORTH SIS
Sure, it's enticing to sometimes date in a lower tier, but really, some girls gotta know where to call it quits.
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Sometimes You Just Gotta Lean Into the Drama
It do be like that sometimes. It doesn't matter if we haven't seen each other in 5 years or if we never actually spoke in high school, if I know your first and last name, you better believe that bestie does too.
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08
Let's Taco Bout It
7 tacos just simply isn't enough sometimes. Marry a man who knows that key fact.
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09
Half-Hearted Booty Calls
If you ever receive a "come or don't, whatever" booty call, he's not the one.
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Dating in Your 20's Be Like...
Please don't play me </3
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