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Honestly, compared to the real world, the board game horror come to life doesn't sound all that bad. Crocodiles might eat you and monkeys are constantly screeching outside, but at least you can be a homeowner.
The security guard picks this little guy up like he's a two-year-old throwing a tantrum. Granted, isn't that exactly was a small, belligerent drunk man is? Time for a time out mister.
Wow thanks for nothing. Could we maybe get health care or a 401k ? We'll even settle for a pizza party at this point.
I've never felt more free than when I received a $35,000 hospital bill for a broken pinky finger. God bless America
Life is just looking less like a baja blast these days and more like a baja bummer.
We're all out here just trying to do our best for the Earth's sake, aren't' we? Oh wait, maybe I'm alone with my paper straw and my bamboo tooth brush, doing almost literally nothing in comparison to the mega corporations an 1% billionaires. At least my coffee cup is recyclable.
Well, once you turn 30, your body starts reminding you of all the ways you would have died before modern medicine. Does your tummy hurt? Is your neck cranked? You have back compression again? That's just your body telling you that it's time to go. Pop some ibuprofen right now.
This childhood staple movie taught us that if we just stop giving a crap, the world and its horrors will simply work itself out. Doesn't matter that you're fatherless and fleeing from a power-hungry mass murderer, just chill out.
Should we feel bad about this one? Definitely not. Most grocery stores and corporations take what people donate at the register and donate it all as a lump sum under the company's name so they can receive a huge tax write off. Faith in humanity NOT restored.
Can't afford to rent? Why don't you just suck it up and buy 6-figures out of your budget! No lowball offers, we know what we got.
Sure, it was a fictional movie, but if this is not indicative of modern society, I don't know what is. There's so many childless adults these days who would simply rather have a short-lived rodent that is easy to care for and loves you unconditionally, versus a screaming child that needs constant care, attention, and money for two decades.
Honestly, at this point in humanity, maybe it's just Rapture time.
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