Dogs So Cute, It’s Basically a Crime Against Humanity: Adorable Dogs Who Love to Commit War Crimes

Allegedly, dogs on TikTok are admitting to war crimes. When you see which dogs are saying it's their favorite activity, you're going to be SHOCKED. SHOCKED I TELL YA! Because they are so cute. They're only war crime is being so friggin' adorable. Full grown adults to puppies—committing war crimes does not have an age limit. But it does have a cuteness requirement, apparently. Why simply play fetch or learn to roll over when you can wreak havoc on millions of innocent people by being just TOO adorable. If war crimes were actually just dogs being the most adorable, the world wouldn't be so f****ed, ya know? I support these canine war criminals on TikTok. You may have admitted to the crime, but I will do the time for you—if that time means getting to see all the cutie patootie dogs admitting to enjoying doing war crimes! 

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