Dogs So Cute, It’s Basically a Crime Against Humanity: Adorable Dogs Who Love to Commit War Crimes

Allegedly, dogs on TikTok are admitting to war crimes. When you see which dogs are saying it's their favorite activity, you're going to be SHOCKED. SHOCKED I TELL YA! Because they are so cute. They're only war crime is being so friggin' adorable. Full grown adults to puppies—committing war crimes does not have an age limit. But it does have a cuteness requirement, apparently. Why simply play fetch or learn to roll over when you can wreak havoc on millions of innocent people by being just TOO adorable. If war crimes were actually just dogs being the most adorable, the world wouldn't be so f****ed, ya know? I support these canine war criminals on TikTok. You may have admitted to the crime, but I will do the time for you—if that time means getting to see all the cutie patootie dogs admitting to enjoying doing war crimes! 

Author image for Elna McHilderson Elna McHilderson
Advertisement

Check out our Instagram for more hilarious animal content!

Love our stuff? Shop for some of our pawsome merch here.

Tags

wholesome viral videos dogs adorable veterans puppies cute war-dogs war-crimes crime against humanity funny cards against humanity tiktok
Scroll down for the next article

Also From Animal Comedy

Trending Now

24 Silly Animal Memes and Snaps to Help Start Your Day off with a Splendid Smile (April 16, 2025)

24 Silly Animal Memes and Snaps to Help Start Your Day off with a Splendid Smile (April 16, 2025)

01
26 Ageless and Awwdorable Animal Memes That’ll Warm the Hearts of Hoomans for Centuries to Come

26 Ageless and Awwdorable Animal Memes That’ll Warm the Hearts of Hoomans for Centuries to Come

02
30 Silly Dog Memes for People Over 30 Who Still Feel as Silly as a Kid

30 Silly Dog Memes for People Over 30 Who Still Feel as Silly as a Kid

03
‘You owe me your dog because I’m sad’: Neighbor demands to “borrow” 24-year-old woman’s adopted rescue golden retriever to soothe her sadness, then calls her selfish and blasts her online when she says no

‘You owe me your dog because I’m sad’: Neighbor demands to “borrow” 24-year-old woman’s adopted rescue golden retriever to soothe her sadness, then calls her selfish and blasts her online when she says no

04
31 Puptography Photos of Dogs in Motion to Keep Your Dog-Loving Heart Wagging

31 Puptography Photos of Dogs in Motion to Keep Your Dog-Loving Heart Wagging

05
21 Badge of Pawnor Memes for Pet Pawrents of Dog Rescues

21 Badge of Pawnor Memes for Pet Pawrents of Dog Rescues

06
Advertisement