A Daily Dose of Memes to Keep the Doctor Away

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    Plant - When you can't open a jar after 30 minutes of trying and you start questioning whether you really are a strong independent woman who doesn't need a man
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    Vertebrate - IN HIS QUEST TO MURDER THEIR THIRST Liquid HE DEVELOPED A THIRST FOR MURDER
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    Joint - Deer when they hear a twig snap within a 3 mile radius Deer when a 25,000 lb semi truck is barreling at them at 80mph
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    Food - garry @repeattofade I don't know how to describe it but the peas are upside down EF AND ONIONS £3.00 £5.40
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    Water - When your life is falling apart but you're used to it by now @BeautyAndMockery
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    Nose - When your friends are sick of seeing memes but you keep sending them anyway VE
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    Head - When you turn a stormtroopers helmet upside down they are much less serious looking
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    Dog - "Hello? Yeah listen, I'm not gonna be able to make it into work today. My dog looks too sad." YOUR
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    Joint - There are two types of people in this 1) world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data "So two of my classmates just asked our professor if his shirt is missing a 2nd part."
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    Cat - Terrible towel. Very scratchy. Does not dry well. 4/10 Aww
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    Photograph - Honey, did I ever tell you that you cook well? Awww, no babe. So why do you keep cooking?
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    Art - When someone starts an argument with me about something I know a lot about
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    Organism - lbz @ibz_i3 Me every night after 1am ... fake scenarios
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    Clothing - Russia bans 963 Americans from entering the country, including President Joe Biden, Secretary of State Antony Blinken, John McCain, Mark Zuckerberg and Morgan Freeman Morgan Freeman: What the hell?
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    Font - Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien We should refer to this period in history simply as "The Circumstances." THERE HAVE BEEN PRICE INCREASES TO ORIGINAL MENU DUE TO THE CIRCUMSTANCES. Liked by tal.barn and 89,403 others HS HS3 B
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    Shirt - Never lose your AirPods. Introducing AirPods Strap.
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    Tableware - Paper Cups Paper Straws
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    Car - Officer I use these crystals to align my chakras ma'am this is a bag of meth
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    Art - I heard your me fight it for you depression is strong let
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    Human - CLASSICAL ART MEMES facebook.com/classicalartmemes My drug addiction My chemical romance
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    Joint - When you're dead inside but highly functional CLASSICAL ART MEMES facebook.com/classicalartinemes
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    Facial expression - me being upset constantly because i am insane and traumatized ↑ my bf who started dating me because he thought i was nice and pretty
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    Horse - Monk #1: So rabbits in the wild, they ride dogs right? Monk #2: Yes. Monk #1: And they have falcons? Monk #2: No they have pet snails that ride on their arm like falcons. Monk #1: Perfect, thanks. BUS
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    Cat - Me mad because my brain is dumb My brain upset for no reason
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    Sleeve - Me when people try to talk to me about mundane ish like celebrities and sports: Flipsofvalenan These trivialities demean me. I must away and tend to my ravens.
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    Vertebrate - The nervous system. That is us...the rest of the body is an organic spacesuit worn by this creature to live on this particular rock revolving around a star.
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    Hand - Me trying to explain to my cat why he can't have more treats My cat CRIBIENTRENGE PETIT PLOTE DAVANT DETY
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    Vehicle - When you can't afford a mechanic so you resort to necromancy. Void Mistress
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    Rodent - Tomorrow isn't promised @ch0mkus Thank god
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    Clothing - Me: "Hi, do you take walk-ins?" Cremator: fb.com/Dunde
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