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The perfect crime.
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Finally, some good news.
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He doesn't even know his own strength.
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Why else would you bring bread to a park?
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Same.
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My ducks are under arrest.
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Motherducker*
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He's not wrong.
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Need.
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Technically the truth.
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Level 6 Goose Warning: Duck around and find out.
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The "D" in DMX stands for duck.
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"I am speed."
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Preacher: *squints eyes suspiciously*
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Not again.
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"You good, bro?"
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He's so cool.
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Don't we all.
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*Cue Law & Order theme*
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I'm listening…
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"Understandable, have a nice day."
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Facts.
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In case you were wondering what "honk honk" means in goose.
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The Canada goose does not mess around.
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Don't tempt me.
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Not again.
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Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
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He accidentally confessed his crimes because he's got a big mouth.
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Relatable.
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So goth.
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Breathtaking.
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