10 Infuriatingly Entitled 'Choosing Beggars' Who Demanded Everything For Nothing

• 01

  Really????

  
  via u/cooladventures5

  "What exposure will I get? Will the booking agent for venues be present? A talent scout for a record label? What about a DJ from a radio station who may want to play my song? How many of your guests are likely to pay me for an event? Or will they want to be to do it fOr ThE eXpOsUrE as well?" -Laxly

  "I'm a wedding officiant. I've done over 100 weddings since the venue freeze in 2020, and I can promise you that the only people your work makes an impression on are the ones who paid for it and the other vendors." -Chubbstock

   

  "The world DOES owe her free wedding songs though." -haneybaker

  "Here's how you deal with that:

  Ask them to provide proof of how many social media followers they have and a contact for their publicist. Anyone having millions of followers and making a living this way will have one.

  Ask them to provide at minimum four to five vendors to who they have provided exposure so you can contact them for reference (this is to see how that exposure helped them increase sales or revenue)

  Finally, ask them if your lawyer can send them a contract spelling out what you will do for them and monetary policies/goals where if they fail to meet said exposure goals, they can personally fill in the monetary gap.

  For custom work, you should be compensated at the going professional rate.

  By that last sentence, they have always checked out and block you, which is sweet music to my eyes (people text all the time, no one actually talks to anyone anymore, because if they did, sometimes they would hear how stupid they sound)" - bradlees

   

   

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• 02

  This person post weekly or more often asking for multiple items. This was a whole different level of ask.

  
  via u/Fillmaff

  "I'm sure I have a fully trained service dog somewhere in my back pocket, hang on." -grinning0colossus

  "That part made me laugh out loud: 'Maybe someone has one already trained that I can have'" -banana_pencil

  "What this person needs is punctuation." -saveyboy

  "Did they really just ask for a house?" -stubborn-shove

   

• 03

  Asked for a donation, said it’s not enough. Wants me to drive from Singapore to Florida to deliver cat food ??

  
  via u/NarutoNamii

  "Please don't offer strangers money online, you're 99% likely to get scammed." -potatohead657

  "OP, why on earth would you offer $35 a month to a stranger in your DMs?" -27catsinatrenchcoat

  "Also, there's no way two cats eat that much food in a month lol." -IronLithiumNeon1029

• 04

  My friend’s cousin looking for a fur coat last minute… ??

  
  via u/secretturtle09

  "Hey, can anyone come pick me up 10 hours away in the middle of the desert? ???????." -SauvignonBear

  "I know a girl who types like that & it is infuriating. One of the most neediest people I've ever met & the stupid emojis with her requests just make me irrationally angry." -Ihaveaverylongname_

  "Jesus, this person wants to go to a place that celebrates art, creativity, and personality, but they don't seem to have a single original thought." -PlanetLandon

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• 05

  One star

  
  via u/DRstoppage

  "I love the straight up 'No'" -wi1ro

• 06

  Local fb group mom wants to pay $100 a week for babysitting overnight and getting child to school .......

  
  via u/OrangeExo

  "What kind of school bus doesn't come one week a month? (lol this feels like it should be the setup for a crude punchline but I'm honestly wondering about that part.)

  I'm not letting anyone untrustworthy sleepover; that's why the door is only open to everyone from high school children to retired grandparents!" -SoullessCycle

• 07

  Free 5 star hotel please

  
  via u/cree340
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• 08

  CB can’t use Library.

  
  via u/UnlikelyDirection633

  "She needs 2 books a day? How many does she think she cam accumulate for free lol." -Disastrous-Box-4304

  "My kids go to the same school, not sure where the 2 books A day comes from. Ours is 20 minutes a day." -UnlikelyDirection633

• 09

  Major London landmark not paying a photographer for their event!

  
  via u/AdriHoward

  "Going to be difficult to enjoy the free tickets when you are having to take a bunch of pictures." -cards-mi11

• 10

  Facebook reminded me of my old “friend” when I read this

  
  via u/Holy18holy

  "What an ass.... 'I want to make more money when I sell my car and I want you to eat the cost of the detail'" -hyperdream

  "Sooo true lol" -Holy18holy

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