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Guy Gets Mad at Girlfriend for Treating Her Car Like a Human, Gets Dumped

How dare he treat her this way?! Has he not SEEN Herbie Fully Loaded?

 

Breakups come in many shapes and sizes, but insulting the way someone treats their car is the biggest dealbreaker of all. Not even Beyoncé and Jay-Z could have survived that. This thread was posted on Reddit's r/AmITheA**hole subreddit by u/Ok-Disk-5109, who wrote about how his girlfriend only refers to her vehicle as "Angie." When she takes her car to the gas station, it's because Angie's thirsty. When she takes her car to the wash, it's because Angie needs a bath. So on and so forth. When the original poster got drunk and exploded at his girlfriend, she gave him radio silence. Later, she found his Reddit post and dumped him. Angie, of course, thoroughly approved of this decision.

 

As the comments on Reddit seem to suggest, yes this is a very silly thing to do. But it's fun. Her wholehearted commitment to the bit is fun, and if he can't see that, he's a wet blanket. Redditors poked fun at the whole debacle and quipped that they consulted their cars for a new perspective. 

 

For more relationship drama, check out this story where a woman invited herself to her boyfriend's family vacation when she wasn't wanted. Keep scrolling below for u/Ok-Disk-5109's Reddit post and for the funniest comments!

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