15 Honest Dating Tweets Penned By OkCupid (September 21, 2022)

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  • 01
    Font - OkCupid @okcupid ok Gas prices almost make it seem like a good idea to narrow search results to people who live in your building. 1:18 PM Jun 21, 2022 TweetDeck
  • 02
    Rectangle - ok OkCupid @okcupid they're a 9 but they never text first 2:00 PM Jun 21, 2022. Twitter Web App
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    Font - ok OkCupid @okcupid Relationships are all about balance. Sometimes you call them "baby," sometimes you call 'em "bro." 11:26 AM Jun 22, 2022 TweetDeck
  • 04
    Font - ok OkCupid @okcupid Just took a DNA test turns out we're 100% Tired of people not messaging back 3:26 PM Jun 22, 2022 TweetDeck
  • 05
    Font - OkCupid ok @okcupid "I just want to date someone ~chill~" (someone who won't hold me accountable for anything bad I do) 2:20 PM Jun 23, 2022 TweetDeck
  • 06
    Font - OkCupid ✔ @okcupid ok Probably the sexiest thing a person can do on a first date is genuinely listen. 3:04 PM Jul 1, 2022 TweetDeck
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    Font - OkCupid ✔ @okcupid ok The amount of money they make isn't important. The way they dress doesn't matter. Do they make you laugh? Do they make you feel cared for? Those things won't change with a new job or a trip to the mall. Hold onto that. 3:04 PM Jul 2, 2022. TweetDeck
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    Font - ok OkCupid @okcupid Oh, you're "fluent in sarcasm?" That's so impressive, wow please talk more about that because you're the first person to ever put that in your bio and it makes you seem super cool and interesting. 10:21 AM Jul 6, 2022 TweetDeck
  • 09
    Font - ok OkCupid @okcupid Be with someone who looks at you the way everyone in a restaurant looks at a server bringing out a plate of fajitas. 10:21 AM. Jul 7, 2022. TweetDeck
  • 10
    Font - OkCupid @okcupid ok Good morning to everyone without a quote from The Office in their bio. 10:50 AM Jul 8, 2022 Twitter Web App
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    Font - ok OkCupid @okcupid 1920s flirting: [Walks 4 miles in the snow to send a letter that may never actually reach you] Flirting today: [Sends memes that made them think of you] 2:57 PM Jul 8, 2022 TweetDeck
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    Font - OkCupid ok @okcupid Retweet to manifest this: They should invent a boyfriend that loves me 4:08 PM - Aug 26, 2022. Twitter Web App
  • 13
    Font - OkCupid → @okcupid ok Couples will really start a podcast together instead of going to therapy. 1:27 PM. Sep 13, 2022 TweetDeck
  • 14
    Font - OkCupid @okcupid ok Date people who garden. They have a lot of patience, don't mind getting dirty, and if you forget to buy them a present you can basically just find one in the forest. 1:37 PM. Sep 14, 2022. TweetDeck
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    Font - OkCupid ok @okcupid At a certain age, you stop trying to come off as perfect on a first date and instead present them with a list of all the worst things about yourself to make sure they can handle it before even bothering with a second date. 1:37 PM. Sep 15, 2022 TweetDeck

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