How to Survive Valentine's Day as a Single Person

Are you prepared for the horror of Valentine's Day aka Singles Awareness Day? Don't worry. You're not alone because an estimated 60 million people ride solo on Valentine's Day. Here is how you can get through this day of love.

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Wake Up and Start Drinking

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Don't Leave the House Until the 15th

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Give in to the Comfort of Netflix...and Sweatpants

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Make Sure Everyone You Know Is as Miserable as You

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Keep Calm and Get a Dog

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Make Sure You Have Lots and Lots of Disinfectant

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Take Comfort in Never Having to Get Divorced

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Send Yourself Sexy Valentine's Cards

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By This Point You Should Be Blackout Drunk

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