There are a few sounds that will always wake a dog-owner up faster than any alarm in the world. The sound of trash being rummaged through, the sound of the screen door being scratched, and the most haunting, telltale sound in the world-- the ominous midnight puke.
Although dogs don't always mean it, sometimes a good boy can go bad dog in an instant.
The bad dog lives in every furry friend, waiting for the moment in which they emerge as their wolf-ancestors did, frothing in their mouth and licking their private parts. Dogs are really just wild beasts and carnivores, waiting in our homes on their cushy beds, brewing chaos and mayhem for the moment we turn our backs.
So if you've ever seen your best boy get a wild hair and lose his marbles, it's probably just his genealogy at work, forcing him to expel his energy contrary to your endless months of hard training. He might just jump on the counter and grab that last slice of pizza.
