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Turns Out Vets Have A Pretty Witty Sense Of Humor: Thread Of Funny Vet Comments In Medical Charts (16 Images)

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    Purple - DogsOfKFF @KffDogs From the dog's medical chart: Age: 16m Weight: 42.00 CRT: pink secs. S.JECTIVE SECTION BCS: 5.00/ 9.00 May came in for a non routine exam. O noticed a bump on P's right hind leg/ hip area. P seem iting and nibbling at bump as well. O noticed over the w is also licking rear end more often, stool seems to be a house. No scooting. ng and drinking ok. No s/c/v/d. Currently on sentine SI: -20-22 at 3:31p: BJECT: SERTION Attitude: Nervous but likes cheese Eyes: Normal for a
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    Font - @Right_writer_ Replying to @KffDogs As a vet, I can confirm that this is exactly what we do when describing our patients. I once wrote something along the lines of "nervous & trembling but able to vaccinate when Px was zipped up in technician's sweater" on a chihuahua's medical record 3:10 AM Sep 23, 2022 Twitter for iPad

    "As a vet, I can confirm that this is exactly what we do when describing our patients. I once wrote something along the lines of "nervous & trembling but able to vaccinate when Px was zipped up in technician's sweater" on a chihuahua's medical record" 

    This vet has no chill ??

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    Font - Molly @labelwriter12 ... Replying to @in_providence @nachomamarn and @KffDogs I still remember the report card from Emily my scaredy- dog's stay at a pet hotel that read: "Emily likes to play under the slide by herself." 4:46 PM. Sep 23, 2022. Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Kaylynn @scar_duke Replying to @KffDogs My new vet left this comment at the end of my visit report present. Collect the sample in the tube at hom WILL CALL WITH THE RESULTS. Skin and Hair Coat: (Normal) Healthy hair coat and skin. No scabs, scales, history of itching. UNCLEAN BOTTOM. TRY Overall Health: (Normal) BEATRIX IS ADORBS. She is fit and in excel forward to seeing your pet again at the next c 4:44 AM - Sep 23, 2022 Twitter for Android .
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    Font - Prof. Cynthia in Kansas @sedens Replying to @KffDogs A good friend of mine is a vet and apparently one of their patients is codenamed Sad Peanut Butter because she will eat the peanut butter offered to comfort her, but will go on Terribly Inconsolably Sad Whining the whole time 2:56 AM - Sep 23, 2022 Twitter Web App

    "A good friend of mine is a vet and apparently one of their patients is codenamed Sad Peanut Butter because she will eat the peanut butter offered to comfort her, but will go on Terribly Inconsolably Sad Whining the whole time" 

    Poor babyyyy

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    Font - @Lizzie_Dollie ... Replying to @KffDogs This was on my dog's report card after her latest vet visit and I nearly cried. Our old vet had moved and we had struggled to find one we liked and trusted. When they took her to the back for her heartworm test I could hear them baby talking to her and it made me so happy <3 sure to see Hailey toa et girl! 1:49 PM . Sep 23, 2022 Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - It was a pleasure to see Hailey today. She is a healthy, sweet girl!
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    Comfort - BLAC Séan Ó MORE DOGS ORE IRIS @Quinny1S Replying to @KffDogs Said "oh, another dog that likes cheese", and he momentarily raised an eyebrow 3:43 AM Sep 23, 2022 Twitter for iPhone :
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    Font - coastal suburban mom @rhymes_w_Donna : Replying to @KffDogs Several years ago I saw a note on my dog's chart while I was chatting with the vet. There was a big circle with the words-nice dog. 9:59 PM Sep 22, 2022 Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - CuriousStories @LizGladin Replying to @NJPitchford and @KffDogs My dad-rural vet-hx notes were hilarious-read out at his funeral-"Lollipop African Grey Parrot talks more than my mother-in-law. Eye injury sustained falling off perch (parroting his owner perhaps)" His owner was vicar who conducted Dads funeral. They both loved that parrot 9:31 PM Sep 23, 2022 Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Nicola Pitchford @NJPitchford : Replying to @LizGladin and @KffDogs I am eternally grateful to the veterinarian who wrote the deadpan diagnosis on an x-ray of my friend's wire- haired terrier that had broken into a kibble sack & eaten itself unconscious: "Dietary Indiscretion" 11:20 PM . Sep 23, 2022. Twitter for iPhone
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    Product - Andie @ACuneio Replying to @KffDogs Comments from a specialist we took our pup to. It's so accurate! Other Comments: very friendly overweight treat shark 2:29 PM Sep 23, 2022 Twitter for iPhone
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    Rectangle - ornella @zerornella Replying to @KffDogs My dog's was "nervous, does not play with toys, does not engage with other dogs, likes being petted a lot" 10:10 AM . Sep 23, 2022 Twitter Web App
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    Font - Kylie @Kylie_08 Replying to @KffDogs Had much of the same Current Diet: Performatrin Ultra puppy Grain free: No Change in diet: Performatrin then switched to Ultra - switched Jan. 4 History of excessive licking (self/objects): No. History of eating stools/objects: Likes to eat feces. OTHER: 1. No vomiting. Sometimes will have diarrhea - about once a week. U once a week. 2. No coughing or sneezing. 3. No voice changes other than maturation. 4. Does seem to struggle with gag reflexes. Doesn
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    Rectangle - Catie K @ktk_1415 Replying to @KffDogs Also had the pleasure to glance at my Golden Retriever's chart C) OB: 11-15-19 nue Animal Hospital muzzle Caution:growling 981020025685544 981 STERILITY EXP 2021-10 4:38 AM Sep 23, 2022 Twitter for iPhone :
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    Dog - Josephine Reece @eceeroj Replying to @saraHSofka and @KffDogs This guy is an anxious lover!! 10:37 PM - Sep 22, 2022 Twitter for iPhone :

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