20+ Fresh Tweet Treats For Your Eyes to Consume

After all these years, Twitter has never lost that chaotic element that has always made it so uniquely horrifying to me. I've never been a huge contributor to the platform myself - partly owing to the fact that my 0 followers would have me throwing thoughts into a void, but I've never quite found a way to establish any sense of a community on the platform. Everything is outwards flowing due to the very nature of a 'tweet', and in a world where zingy one-liners, drama, and persecution are king, I've never found a way to find the engaging discussions and shared interests that I usually use social media for. 

Another thing about the platform is that I know absolutely no one who uses it (at least anyone who admits it publicly); Yet, it continues to grow its user base, claiming 237.8 million users in Q2 of '22. Who are all these mysterious Twitter users? And why are none of them in my circle?

But, of course, since zingy one-liners are king, Twitter remains a great place to harvest them. So, enjoy this collection of fresh Tweets hot off the press.

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