Top 25 Funniest Tweets of the Week That Had Us Fail at Getting Any Work Done

Once again, the Internet does not fail in bringing out the cringiest, failiest, silliest, darn tootinest ridiculous thoughts out of people. The best place to find the most bonkers thoughts barfed into the ether? Twitter, of course! Remember back in the early 2000's when there was a "Facebook Status" and it used to say your name and then "is" so you would put something like "John Doe is eating breakfast." But we were all young idiots, so it would either say some emo song lyrics or some random thought like "why do we dry the noodles just to wet them again and then dry them again to eat?" Yeah, well, once that was taken away and Twitter came to existence, all those orphaned random thoughts found a home and they have been happily released into the sanctuary ever since. It's one of the Internet's most entertaining qualities and here are some we absolutely facepalmed and/or literally LOL'd do. Enjoy! 

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