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Top 10 Tinder Moments of the Week (September 29, 2022)

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  • 1

    Not mine

    Screenshot - r A Amy (Tinder) > I am excited!! :)) How tall are you btw? If you don't mind me asking I am as well! It'll be a good time No problem at all. I am 6'0 how tall are you? I'm 5'0 hahaha. That's good I like taller guys! I'm not really into short guys so just making sure So where were you thinking of going for dinner? That seems kind of shallow no? But who am I to judge because I'm not really into short girls and like taller girls. I think it's best that we don't go out to dinner anymor

    "If she's 5 foot nothing, then most guys should be tall compared to her." -jamie29ky

    "I'm 5'5," and I can still never tell when guys are 6' vs when they're 5'10" lmao. There's no way this girl could tell irl.

    This reminds me of that Reddit comment of a 6'2" or something guy meeting his short friend's boyfriend who she said was the same height only to realize that her boyfriend is 5'11" at the most and lied to her, but she was too short to really be able to tell the difference, so she believed him. Lmao." -PBandJaya

    "My brother is 6'4 and doesn't really date under 5'8. He had one girlfriend who was 5ft and said the height difference was kind of inconvenient." -Kurchak_OW

    "Bro I'm 5 foot… everyone is taller… my boyfriend is around 5'3 … he is tall to me." -RavenSek

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  • 2

    Smooth

    Font - 6:58 PM Craig I'm going to be honest You have the same name as my dad And it's throwing me off a little 8:33 PM That's ok I prefer to go by my nickname anyway Oh yeah? What's that? Daddy Delivered

    "Serious question: I have a major secret crush on a dude, and I have the same name as his mom. Is that a deal-breaker?" -BrovaloneSandwich

    "I think that's name-dependent. 'Jessica'? Possibly not. 'Gertrude'? Possibly." -trwawy05312015

    "I like to imagine this guy has a document with all his pick-up lines and he calls it "Craig's list"" -Particular_Umpire_44

     


     

  • 3

    Why are people like this lol. What did they expect?

    Font - < RO FO 9:54 Me or cat Tina Today 9:05 PM Today 9:34 PM You have a cat right Today 9:41 PM If you have to choose one of us..... 65 What lol? I do I've known my cat for 8 years and she's mostly sweet, I've known you for one immediately confrontational conversation, definitely 100% cat lol

    "Mostly sweet" As a cat owner, I feel this ??" -docjj24

    "Right? Like, cat owners aren't at all delusional about the terror percentage that is never zero when being owned by a cat." -Jenatalia_

  • 4

    Alright boys, what do I do here? ??

    Font - As in? What do you like to do on dates? :) Like what activities do you like to do for dates? Coffee, museums, walk in the park, movie, etc Yesterday None of these Real dates Lol If I have to tell, it isn't worth it:) So then what? What do you consider a real date

    "Well you're right that this isn't worth it." -alphadawg94

    "For real, don't waste your time." -StoxAway

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  • 5

    You miss 100% of the shots that you take

    Product - 71 Samantha Google it Nice thighs x Whats a sapiosexual? I'm Samanthing it Well I'm done explaining it so It says they're only attracted to smart fellas, which sucks because i'm only a fart smella Sent

    "You also miss the ones that you throw out of the court." -mudahg

    "OP wrote the book "How to Lose Women and Influence No One"." - Vladimir_Putting

    "Usually I think people who say "Google it" when asked about something on their profile are rude, but when you open with "nice thighs," I think it's warranted." -theCANCERbat

  • 6

    This cracked me up.

    Font - 8 Today 17:28 I'll be honest, I'm on here looking for someone to have some fun with I'll be honest you look like a sick child GIF Then consider this my Make A Wish Type a message... Sent

    "hahaha gold, pure gold." -ComprehensiveDraw668

    "But did it work? OP just leaving us hanging." -SustEng

  • 7

    She actually blocked/unmatched.

    Font - 个 K K Krystel Hinge □ļa: Wednesday 9:31 PM Texting with Krystel (SMS/MMS) Hi Krystel!, This is Full disclosure tho, i have an Android so this might be a green text Ewwwww wow you know what Blocked Unfriended Rejected Grow up and get a real phone like an adult

    "All I can say is Apple marketing is doing a glorious job with these dimwits." -hWatchMod

    "Imagine owning a galaxy fold phone. Sorry im too poor. I was only able to afford this $1800 phone. Smfh." -FreshMutzz

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  • 8

    Some women just make things hard, and not in a good way. :-|

    Product - 10:45 1 < 18 YOU MATCHED WITH LO ON 9/14/22 Hi there Lo Hey Lo. Just came across your profile and wanted to say hi. So, Hi! :-) May I ask what 'Lo' is short for? Today 10:29 AM And No, you may not Is that pertinent at all? Yep. 01. Was an opener for a friendly conversation. 02. Helped determine immediately if you were worth my time. Type a message GIF ♫ You're not worth my time. Feel free to unmatch after you read this. + Sent Send

    "I like how this has 01 and 02 like you were about to run off over 100 reasons." -TheRealConine

  • 9

    And I wonder why I’m still single

    Azure - My illness is chronic but that ass is iconic Yesterday 6:27 PM uhhh what illness you got? you good? Yesterday 6:51 PM I got a sickness for the thickness Today 2:45 AM Just kidding it's crippling depression + Sent

    "What would any girl even say to this." -Ravore

    "Imagine matching with an attractive individual and immediately unloading both your worst one-liners and your darkest woes upon them." -newfakestarrysky

  • 10
    Product - 19:33 25 13 miles away About Me MUST BE 6'4 +, bench 200lbs+, run a 5min mile or faster NO kidsONO recent ex girlfriends NO records MUST HAVES: a car (not older than 2015), a HOUSE in YOUR name, a sense of style swipe if Your credit IS 800+, 6 figure income+, and no debt ✔ If you do not have a college degree you must have at least 500k in your savings account Not accepting questions ig nicole 2 Bonus if you have a boat pool/hot tub Pets are allowed of course but they MUST be WELL BEHAV

    "I was doing so well until I got to 6'4" -circajusturna

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