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Not mine
"If she's 5 foot nothing, then most guys should be tall compared to her." -jamie29ky
"I'm 5'5," and I can still never tell when guys are 6' vs when they're 5'10" lmao. There's no way this girl could tell irl.
This reminds me of that Reddit comment of a 6'2" or something guy meeting his short friend's boyfriend who she said was the same height only to realize that her boyfriend is 5'11" at the most and lied to her, but she was too short to really be able to tell the difference, so she believed him. Lmao." -PBandJaya
"My brother is 6'4 and doesn't really date under 5'8. He had one girlfriend who was 5ft and said the height difference was kind of inconvenient." -Kurchak_OW
"Bro I'm 5 foot… everyone is taller… my boyfriend is around 5'3 … he is tall to me." -RavenSek
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02
Smooth
"Serious question: I have a major secret crush on a dude, and I have the same name as his mom. Is that a deal-breaker?" -BrovaloneSandwich
"I think that's name-dependent. 'Jessica'? Possibly not. 'Gertrude'? Possibly." -trwawy05312015
"I like to imagine this guy has a document with all his pick-up lines and he calls it "Craig's list"" -Particular_Umpire_44
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03
Why are people like this lol. What did they expect?
"Mostly sweet" As a cat owner, I feel this ??" -docjj24
"Right? Like, cat owners aren't at all delusional about the terror percentage that is never zero when being owned by a cat." -Jenatalia_
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04
Alright boys, what do I do here? ??
"Well you're right that this isn't worth it." -alphadawg94
"For real, don't waste your time." -StoxAway
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05
You miss 100% of the shots that you take
"You also miss the ones that you throw out of the court." -mudahg
"OP wrote the book "How to Lose Women and Influence No One"." - Vladimir_Putting
"Usually I think people who say "Google it" when asked about something on their profile are rude, but when you open with "nice thighs," I think it's warranted." -theCANCERbat
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06
This cracked me up.
"hahaha gold, pure gold." -ComprehensiveDraw668
"But did it work? OP just leaving us hanging." -SustEng
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07
She actually blocked/unmatched.
"All I can say is Apple marketing is doing a glorious job with these dimwits." -hWatchMod
"Imagine owning a galaxy fold phone. Sorry im too poor. I was only able to afford this $1800 phone. Smfh." -FreshMutzz
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08
Some women just make things hard, and not in a good way. :-|
"I like how this has 01 and 02 like you were about to run off over 100 reasons." -TheRealConine
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09
And I wonder why I’m still single
"What would any girl even say to this." -Ravore
"Imagine matching with an attractive individual and immediately unloading both your worst one-liners and your darkest woes upon them." -newfakestarrysky
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"I was doing so well until I got to 6'4" -circajusturna
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