Lunch-Stealing Coworker Ironically Self-Reports When They Try to Report Their Victim to HR For Hot Sauce Deception

Reporting someone to HR for some overly-hot sauce is a hot take when you've been remorselessly pilfering their lunch.

You can't help but wonder how these lunch thieves manage to live their lives so perilously perched on the edge of vagueness. What do they do if they're not the biggest fan of the coworker-crowdsourced menu for that day? Ethical and moral arguments aside, I don't think I could handle the uncertainty; I need much more stability and consistency in my life than that to make it through a work week.

You won't ever catch someone with a food allergy swiping mysterious unknown food—unless they already have a death wish. Can you imagine someone with a nut and crustacean allergy accidentally biting into Bubba's peanut-roasted prawn sandwich? That's a one-way trip to the ER you're not coming back from.

Keep reading to see the screenshots of the original thread as it was posted by user u/Ok_Mathematician887 to Reddit's r/AmItheA**hole subreddit.

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