If you are someone who avoids the dreaded Twitter and has never composed a short and sweet tweet, we really can't blame you. That whole section of the internet can be intimidating or even just downright unpleasant if you say the wrong thing. That said, we do enjoy perusing our way through the witticisms of the people on the bird app who do it right. This batch of fresh and funny Twitter tidbits has a little bit of everything: self-deprecating tweets about the perils of divorce, astute one-liners, wordplay. You want it? You got it. And somehow, every little joke is less than 280 characters. Amazing how people can pack so much funny into a tiny space.