Weekly Marriage Tweets That Are Amusingly Accurate And Could Potentially Heal This Generations FOMO

It's almost too easy to be super grateful about being tied down as of late, all you need to do is ask your single friends how dating in the city (or suburbs) is going, and watch their exasperated faces mesh into one of deep disappointment. If you're ever experiencing some FOMO, just ask one of them to show you their recent convos on a dating app - trust me, you're not missing out. There's nothing better than being curled up on the couch, watching a spooky movie on a cold winter day, being engulfed in a fluffy blanket, and curling up your toes against your partner (while fighting about popcorn and getting pissed off that he's giving you too many spoilers). After being married for some time, you also develop some secret sign language, and can easily read each other's minds (Except when it comes to leaving the toilet seat up). Like when you're at a friend's party and the host is being a bit of a dick and the music is too loud and all you wanna do is go home, play Uno and drink a beer with your bestie who also happens to be your hubby - all you need is to give him the look, and you're all set. You may even have a safe word, like 'Banana' or something. Anyhow, scroll down and have a look at some of the best marriage tweets we've found this week on Twitter - just in time to binge the new season of 'Love Is Blind'.

Posted by Eleonora Bader

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Via @emanifique
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Via @maryfairybobrry
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Via @raoulvilla
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Via @Chhapiness
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Via @Gabrielle_Korn
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Via @AmishSuperModel
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Via @mom_tho
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Via @LizerReal
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Via @EliMocCann
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Via @AnAppleHat
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Via @EmSlyce
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Via @IDontSpeakWhine
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Via @gbergan

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