Monk Exacts Ant-Fueled Revenge on Queue Jumper

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    Font - Posted by Cut in front of me in the dinner queue? I hope you like ants... u/horatio_winklebottom 1 day ago A few years ago while travelling in India, I decided to try a ten day silent meditation retreat. The retreat was out in the middle of nowhere and home to a large colony of the biggest and fiercest ants I have ever seen. As this was a Buddhist retreat no measures were taken to get rid of them and they were everywhere. When you turned on a tap, ants came first then the water. That's no
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    Font - A couple of days in, my hard earned tranquility was shattered by another meditator who felt it his right to cut in front of me while waiting for our evening meal. The bastard even had the audacity to give me a little smirk as he did it, knowing I couldn't call him out on it. I could only glare impotently at the back of his queue jumping head. I was livid to say the least. In the following meditation sessions I couldn't concentrate on the practice. I could think of nothing but revenge. Luc
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    Font - The following day whilst making myself a cup of chai, I surreptitiously pocketed a large handful of sugar which I later dispensed into a half full water bottle creating a lovely syrup. At the next meditation session I made sure I was last in line to enter the building. Before you enter the building you remove your flip-flops and leave them outside. I made sure to mark my enemies footwear as he removed them and when I was alone outside I joyfully doused them in syrup, being careful to avoi
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    Font - After a few hours of peaceful meditation we all began leaving the building. Doubts had started entering my mind. "What if it didn't work?" "What if he only has sticky flip-flops?" Not the worst outcome but still. However I was in luck, my plan had worked. His flip-flops were now a writhing mass of angry sugar fuelled ants. His face was priceless. Shock, horror, complete confusion. He broke his vow of silence instantly but it was in Hindi so I'll never know what he said. The tone was disbe
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    Rectangle - bondiol 3 hr. ago hahah the silent MR is a game and you win by making others break the silence, 1st prize for you Reply Share 48
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    Font - crabcancer 2 hr. ago It is not revenge but rather you are providing nourishments to the ants. The man sacrifices his flip flops so that millions of other beings can live on. Is there truly no greater sacrifice? 56 Reply Share HighAsAngelTits 57 min. ago Love this take 5↓ +4. Reply Share
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    Font - . Impressive-Pepper785 4 hr. ago Revenge at a Buddhist retreat seems... like you've missed the point 186 horatio_winklebottom OP. 4 hr. ago Yeh totally. Turns out I'm not monk material. 258 Reply Share 71 Titariia +1.3 hr. ago That's your villain origin story here. Soon you'll conquer the world with your army of reincarnated revenge ants ●●● Reply Share Reply Share
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    Font - SOuth3y +1.4 hr. ago How utterly zen of you. 38 Reply Share
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    Font - Sapphyre2222 55 min. ago +2. Kind of reduced the value of the Buddhist vibe but well done!!! 6 Reply Share

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