We're all well aware that the Twitter hellscape has a lot to offer in the comedy department. Funny writers and aspiring humorists manage to craft short and sweet tweets packed with a whole lot of cleverness and publish them freely for netizens to enjoy. There's just one tiny problem: there is a whole lot of unpleasantry and even vitriol on the site as well. Political arguments, bad takes, and relentless trolls are ever-present. To save you from all that grossness and aggression, we've collected some very fresh and mostly-funny tidbits from ye olde "Bird app" and put them together in a relatively safe space for some peaceful scrolling. And if you need more tweets? You're in luck. We've got you covered.