There are fat cats and then there are F A T C A T S. You know the difference. People might say that these chonkity chonkulous chonk lords are just too fat, but guess what, that fatty blob of soft fur is all yours and they're happy to be the size that they are. Besides, more cushion in the middle makes for better lap pets and decreased likelihood of getting your toes attacked at the foot of your bed in the middle of the night. Don't ask me why, it's just a fact.
Fat cats are happier than smaller, more agile felines. They see no reason to cause strife, lash out violently, or bother you with anything — unless their food bowl is empty. They're just living the dream and living their lives as cat royalty intended, with pampering and pruning at every turn as well as human slaves to do their bidding. Life is good when you're a fat cat and you're dummy thicc.
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