20 Shower Thoughts That Will Melt Your Mind

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mattstaff
Apr 1, 2017 10:00 AM EDT

We can't get enough of shower thoughts. Those existential lightbulbs that go off in your head at the weirdest moments. 

Here's some of the magical wisdom of /r/showerthoughts, now with imagery thanks to the folks over at eBaum's.  

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  • 01
    Friendship - The Romans understood the concept of heat creating lift, yet never applied it to flight, 0 wonder what seemingly obvious connections we're missing today that could change the world. eBaum's WERLD
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    Product - If your username is John68 lassume you're 49 years old, if it's John69 0 assume you'tre 12 years old. eBaum's WERLD
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  • 03
    Friendship - When I was 14, I thought I was so cool because I hung out with 20 year olds. Now I've realized that they were weirdos for hanging out with someone my age. eBaum's WERLD
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  • 04
    Clothing - Who ever started the tradition of the groom not being allowed to be present while the bride shops for the wedding dress is the real MVP eBaum's WERLD
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    Product - A really underrated accomplishment is that toilets don't require power to flush. eBgum's WERLD
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  • 06
    Motor vehicle - Drive-throughs that won't serve pedestrians are basically saying they have a strict dress code that requires you to wear a car. eBaum's WERLD
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  • 07
    Cartoon - Eventually, somebody will write a term paper titled "The 'Dank Meme' culture of early 21st Century." eBaum's WERLD
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  • 08
    T-shirt - 0 hate having to prove to a robot that I am not a robot. PROVE YOU'RE NOT A ROBOT eBaum's WERLD
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  • 09
    Child - If I were approached by a person 4 feet taller and 10 times stronger than me, Pd be very uncomfortable. But toddlers are totally cool with it. eBaum's WERLD
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  • 10
    Leg - Regret is the wet sock you get from not picking up the bit of ice that fell on the kitchen floor 15 minutes ago. eBaum's WERLD
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  • 11
    Hourglass - An hourglass has more moving parts than a complicated wristwatch. eBaum's WERLD
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  • 12
    Forehead - If you have 2 choices, and one of them is taken away, you have 0 choices. eBaum's WERLD
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  • 13
    Brown bear - Ironically, the internet was invented to save us time. eBaum's WERLD
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  • 14
    Photo caption - Constantly driving stolen cars in GTA must be so uncomfortable since everyone's seat and mirrors are adjusted to the owner's likingBoum's WERLD
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  • 15
    Drink - There are over 7,500 different types of apple, but only one Mapple juice." eBaum's WERLD
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  • 16
    Tree - I've never heard anyone ever actually say "chivalry is dead." Everyone just says "and they say chivalry is dead." eBaum's WERLD
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  • 17
    Beer - You'd probably be judged more for drinking two sodas back to back than two beers. eBaum's WERLD Rugustiner inh
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    Money - George Washington led an army against Great Britain so that one day we could stuff tiny portraits of him into stripper's underwear. eBaum's WERLD 28170179 B r TOL 1 217 FL 28170179 8
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    Suit - Most movies where the villain is a big corporation trying to make lots of money were produced by a big corporation in an attempt to make lots of money. eBaum's WERLD
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  • 20
    Finger - Intentionally losing a game of rock paper scissors is just as hard as winning it. eBaum's WERLD
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